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Ek ShadI MaI Dulhan Ka Pehla Mangetar B Saj Dhaj K Aya Howa Tha

KIsI Ny Pocha K KIa Ap Dolha HaIn?

Us Ny Kaha

"Ge Nahe MaIn SemI FInal MaI Knock Out Hogaya Tha"
Kasam Se 20000000000 Feet KI BuldIng Se Kud Ker Jan De Don

Kasam Se 200000000000 Feet KI BuldIng Se Jan De Don

Phele Ose Bane Tu Do
SIr 2 Student

What Is D SImIlarIty B/w GIrlfrnd N MobIle ???


Student:- SIr Both R

DIconnected Wen

There Is


"No Currency"
Wo Kon SI 2 Jagah HaI Jahan Pe Banda NahI Marta?
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1. Cartoon Network
2. Star Plus :-)
Boy: Me Tum Se ShadI NhI Kr Skta
Is lye Ye Lo Apne Luv Letter
Aur Mjhe Mere WapIs Kerdo

GIrl: [BadI c Basket Saamne Rakhte Huey]
Is MeIn Se Jo Tmhare Hyn NIkaal Lo ... ;->
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Fuzool Sms BhI Badey Gaur Se Parhte Hyn ... ;->
Pathan 100 K Note Pr LIkha Hua No. DIal Kr Rha Tha

2nd Pathan: Ye Kr Rahy Ho ?

1st Pathan: QuaId-e-Azam Ka Number DIal Kr K Pooch Rha Hoon
Un ka MobIle KIs K Paas Hy ... ;->
Ohh LORD ...

You Were So Generous To Make Such Lovely ThIngs LIke GIrls ....

Then

Why DId You Have To Make Them In

WIVES ... ;->
K.E.S.C LIght Controller

NIyat Krta Hoon MaIn
2 Ghante LIght Le Jane KI
Wasty ApnI Hukumat K
Zulm Ghareeb Awaam Pr
Haath Mera SwItch KI taraf

Le PhIr GaI ... ;->
Yaad-e-Khuda DIlo''n MaIn Jagat Hy
WAPDA

Khalq-e-Khuda Ko Shab-o-Roz Jagata Hy
WAPDA

Band Ker NIjlI SulagtI Doapher MaIn

Dozak Ka Aks Khoob DIkhata Hy
WAPDA .. ;->
True But Funny Fact

A GIrl WorrIes Abt Her Future TIl
She Gets A Husband
But A Boy Never WorrIes About HIs
Future UntIl He Gets A WIfe
Mummy: Jo Mera Sabse

Jyada Kehna Manega,

Usse HI Me Yeh SaarI ToffIes DungI.

KId: Tab To Yeh SaarI Toffee Papa Ko HI MIlengI.....! ;-D