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Do U Know My Love Story..






















INTERVAL















The End!!
Full Of Suspense!!
Wat Is D DIff B/W

PoIson & Alcohol?

If U DrInk Alcohol,

U WIll Dance Around People,

If U DrInk PoIson

People WIl Dance Around U..!
Youth Nowadays R GettIn Worst.

I Was In Temple

When A Guy Next

To Me LIte A CIgarete

Frm The ArtI.

I Was Shocked N

Droped My Beer Bottle
Two Snake SItIn In The Jungle,

Female Snake TrIed 2 KIss The Male Snake

Suddenly Male Snake Turned

&

Started SIngIng

Zehar HaI K Pyar HaI Tera Chuma
Two Snake SItIn In The Jungle,

Female Snake TrIed 2 KIss The Male Snake

Suddenly Male Snake Turned

&

Started SIngIng

Zehar HaI K Pyar HaI Tera Chuma
WaIter GIves BIll To HAMMAD.

HAMMAD: Take ThIs Card.

WaIter: But SIr, ThIs Is RatIon Card

HAMMAD:So What? You Hv WrIten ALL CARD ACCEPTED!
ZIndagI Me KamIyaab Honay K Do Asool :


1. KabhI KIsI Ko PurI Baat Na Batao...

2. ....

(Dosra Mujey B NahI Pata.

Mujey B Itna HI Aya Tha.

Utna Forward Kr DIa)
In Aortoon Se DostI AchI NhI "Faraz"

























Kacha Tera Mkan Ha Tmko Khusra HI Thek Ha
Dr. Buzrg Mareez Se...

MaIn Tme AesI Dawa Dun Ga K Tm Jawan Ho Jao Ge

Buzrg Mareez : O Mere Khudaa Toh MaIn ApnI PensIon Kese Loon Ga
Teacher : Studnt Ko Doodh K FaIday Batate Hoe Bolaa..

6 Cheezon K Nam Batao JIn Me Doodh Hota HaI

Studnt : Kheer, Custrd Aur 4 BhaIns
MaInay Kaheen Suna Tha

Ke

Khubsurat CheezaIn
Dekhnay Say Insaan Khud BhI Khubsurat Ho Jaata HaI.

Sò.

Hamesha
Apney
Paas






MerI Tasveer
Rakha Karo :->
A Student Goes Into A

LIbrary &

Askz 4 A Book On SuIcIde!

LIbrarIan : Get Lost Dude,

U Won''t BrIng It Back!