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Behind Every

BehInd Every
Successful Man
There Is A WOMAN...
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So, Dont Try N Waste TIme

To GaIn SUCCESS

Just FInd A WOMAN..

Collector Ban Na Hai To IAS Padho

Collector Ban Na HaI To IAS Padho

Doctor Banna Ho To MBBS Padho

Lawyer Banna Ho To LLB Padho

Aur "BEVKUF" B@Nna Ho To Mera Sms Padho.

Pati : Wht''s Hypnotism ?

PatI : Wht''s HypnotIsm ?

PatnI : KIsI Ko,
Apne Vash Me Kar Ke,
Uss Se Mann Chaha Kam Krwana..

PatI : Arey NahI,
Use Toh ShadI Kehte HeIn

Aankho Me Aasu Aa Jate Hai

Aankho Me Aasu Aa Jate HaI

FIr BhI Labo Pe HasI RakhnI PadtI HaI,

Ye Haal Tab Hota HaI Yaaro,Jab

Lambe Safar Me Su-Su RoknI PadtI HaI

Tee Quotes:

Tee Quotes:

On A Guys Tee....

All Women

Are

IdIots

And

I MarrIed

TheIr Queen..! :)

Once An Ant Decided To Jump

Once An Ant DecIded To Jump

From A HelIcopter

But She DId Not DIe

Can U Guess Why ???

Coz The HelIcopter Was On The Ground!

idher golay pay gola hai

Idher golay pay gola haI
Idher golay pay gola haI.
odher dhamakay pay dhmaka haI.
Idher mashwara haI mansubabandI ka
odher kakay pay kaka haI.

char dinnan da pyar oye rabba

char dInnan da pyar oye rabba

panjweIn dIn honee lardaI

Eating Rotten Fruit,

EatIng Rotten FruIt,

SleepIng Near DraInage,

Dog BItIng TwIce,

TravellIng In Govt Bus..

R A MIllIon TImes Better Than

BelIevIng A GIrl! ;-)

2008 Quomi Phal: ?

2008
QuomI Phal: ?

Sabar Ka Phal

QuomI LIbas: ?

Kala Coat

QuomI KhaIl: ?

Muzakrat

QuomI Dua: ?

Aye Allah ...! LIGHT A Jaye

A man from Agra went

A man from Agra went to Ajmer. HIs wIfe was In her parent''s house In DelhI .

When the man went to Ajmer, he asked hIs servant to send a telegram to hIs wIfe IndIcatIng about hIs trIp to Ajmer.

He sent a telegram. When the wIfe receIved the telegram, she faInted.

It was wrItten:

''SethjI aaj mar ! Gaye! (SethjI Ajmer gaye)

(yeh sms kaIsa laga mujhe msg karke zaroor batana plz)

Best beghairat of da

Best beghaIrat of da
Year nomInees are
1:Bush from USA.
2:KrzaI from AfghanIstan.
3:Pervez Musharf from PakIstan
But
Award goes to

AsIf zardarI
From SINDH

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