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pata haI mujhey "NatIonal Geoghraphy Channel" meIn job mIll ghayee haI, laIkIn aIk masla haI aur wo tum hee hal kar saktey ho.



Merey ZummeIn bandaron par research haI, Iss lIye kabhI tIme nIkal kar aaao aur apney barrey meIn kuch batao,
chando k chacha neIn chando kee chachI kee,

chandanI chowk meIn chandanI raat ko,






Qabr khudwaI
jab na mana, dIl dewana, kalam uthey k janey janan,





khat meIneIn terey abu naam lIkha tujh hud haaram lIkha
aaj meIn boht beemar hoon, jIsm lagta haI toot raha haI, aur hathon sey takat jaIsay nIkaltI jaa rahee haI, kuch samjh nahee aa raha kya karoon




chal ab natak chord aur jaldI sey Sms send kar
raja pakIstanI ka sms
"yaar I am receIvIng sms daIly but not gettIng any Interest coz I am In search of a RanI whIle the sender name shows to be Rana, so I have decIded to sell my cell phone"
aj tenu maIthon door hoyan 4 maheeney 8 ghantey 41 mInute tey 25 second ho ghaye neIn





"aye naa samjhee k meIn doorIyan da tIme ghInya wey meIn tey oh tIme ghInwan deha waan jehrda "Rub da bohta karam hundIyan shuru hoya seee"
kal raatI meIn Ik khwab weIkheya,


Tooon merI wautI seIn tey meIn tera larda saan,
har passey lokI hee lokI san


kee dassan barda khaufnak manzar see
agar koI mujh sey pochchey "terI Mohabat ka naam kya haI?"




to meIn kahoon" tenu kee takleef ee"
scIence k teacher kehtey heIn k dIl aur dImagh mIl kar jIsm ka nIzam challatey heIn,

Urdu k Teacher kehtey heIn k dIl aur dImagh mukhtalIf hotey heIn,dImagh kuch aur kehta haI aur dIl kuch aur,

So students meIn neIn hal dhoond lIya haI,

"Aayo apney apney dIl kIssI ko dey aayeIn phIr khalI dImagh k saath study kareIn ghey"
Aaj tum neIn kaha tha naa k aaj tumhara dImagh boht chal raha haI!



to yaar jaldI sey chautha(4th) gear lagana meIn neIn ghar jaldI jana haI
"Aham Ellaan"

jald hee pakIstan meIn wo waqt aaney wala haI,






jab stage k adakaar Iss sIte sey sms pard kar jhughteIn lagayeIn ghey
agar ap chand hotey(khuda na karey)to kya hota,






ChandnI raat na hotee aur sIrf andhera hee andhera hota