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WhIch Is The Safest Way To See A Shark?

On TelevIsIon

Agar Aasman tak mera haath jata,
Agar Aasman tak mera haath jata,

To phIr meIn normal Insan na hota, waIsey tum kya samjhe they?

Agar tum Pakistani

Agar tum PakIstanI CrIcket team k coach ban jao to phIr kya ho gha?

"Saarey player darakhton pe chard kar kheleIn ghey"

Bandar coach ho gha to yehI ho gha na.

2 Married Men Talking-

2 MarrIed Men TalkIng-
10yrs Ago,
Whenever I Returned Home,
My Dog Used To Greet Me By BarkIng & My WIfe By KIssIng.

Now They Both Exactly Do The OpposIte

Na Jane Log Kyu Darte He

Na Jane Log Kyu Darte He
Kuch Log To SMS HI NahI Karte He
Or Kuch Log AAP JaIse B Is DunIya Me.
Jo MISCALL Mar K B Balance Check Karte He

Height Of Maska

HeIght Of Maska
Professor: Where Is Your Homework

Student: SIr It Tore WhIle I Was FIghtIng
WIth A Guy Who SaId You Were Not The
Best Professor In The College

Na pooch teri judai k

Na pooch terI judaI k lamhe hum kaIse betate haIn..

PanI maIn SURF EXCEL mIla k straw se bulbulay banatay haIn...

A Smile Costs Less

A SmIle Costs Less Than ELECTRICITY

But

GIves More LIght

So

Alwayz Keep SmIlIng

Coz

LIght Tou AanI NahI Hy
Aap ApnI SmIle Se HI Ghar Roshan Karo ... ;->

Naya Daur ...

Naya Daur ...

Boy: MaIn Tumhare LIye Aasman Se
Chaand Taarey Tod K La Sakta Hoon !!!

GIrl : Is kI Zarurat nahI, Ab Tou Aata , Ghee , Chawal
Aur Generator Se Kaam Chalega ... ;->

Badi Afsos Ki Baat Hy

BadI Afsos KI Baat Hy

JItna Afsos Hua Hy Na Mjhe , MaIn Bata NahI Skta

Parso''n FATHER''S DAY Tha
Aur
Tum Ne Mjhe WIsh BhI NahI KIa ...

Wife : Luk A Thief Has

WIfe : Luk A ThIef Has Entered Our KItchen

N He Is EatIng D Cake Prepared By Me

Husband: Whom Shud I Cal

Now PolIce Or Ambulance..

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