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Professor- Would You LIke To Marry

A GIrl 20yrs Younger Or 20 Yrs Older To You?

Student- It Depends On Who''s Is BeautIful,

Whether Your Daughter Or Your WIfe.
Seven Phases Of LIfe


1) StudIes


2) Games


3) EntertaInment


4) Love


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LIfe Ends When Love Starts...!!!
DIl k arman nalIyoon meIn beh ghaye,
tum jahan par they waheen par rah ghaye,

pyar k qIsssey adhoorey reh ghaye,
us k ghar waley tujh ko changhard keh ghaye
Agar kIssI k dIl meIn dekhna ho to uskI ankhon meIn dekho, kyun k ankheIn jhoot naheen bolteen.

Iss aItbaar sey tum boht kharab bandey ho tumharI ankheIn aIk jaqah par naheen tIktee
(PromIses In ElectIon CampaIgn)
FInely I have decIded to apply for the seat of MNA of Love-the land of love.
My slogans are..
Eyes never lIes, and Lover never DIes
(RealIty : when elected)
I don''t wana see any boys or gIrls flIrtIng and teasIng each other.
Now My Slogan Is.
No love only crIes, PromIse flown lIke flIes
(PromIses In ElectIon CampaIgn)
FInely I have decIded to apply for the seat of MNA of Love-the land of love.
My slogans are..
Eyes never lIes, and Lover never DIes
(RealIty : when elected)
I don''t wana see any boys or gIrls flIrtIng and teasIng each other.
Now My Slogan Is.
No love only crIes, PromIse flown lIke flIes
Heer ranjhey sey: "Ranjhna hamarey pyar k dushman boht takatwar heIn,wo hameIn zInda naheen chordeIn ghey, aur merI to Ummeed b toottI ja rahee haI aur tum b kuch nahee kar rahe ho"
Ranjha: Heer fIkar na kar meIn apney saarey dushmanoon ko maar doon gha"
Heer ghussey meIn, "YuunhI baaIth kar"
Haan heerey meIn dua karoon gha aur tumheIn pata haI k dua meIn bardI takat hotI haI.
Agar traIn kee patree par aag lag jaye to tum kya karo ghey?




Budhu agar aag lagtI to kya sIrf patree ko lagnee theee!
Doctor: Ye WhIte Tblts Subha, Red Tblts Dopeher
Blue Tblts Shaam Aur Yellow Tblts Raat Ko KhanI Hyn Aur
Yaad RakhaIn Tamam Tblts PanI Se KhanI Hyn ...

PatIent : Magar Doctor Mjhe BeemarI KIa HaI ???

Doctor : Aap K JIsm maIn PanI KI KamI Hy ... ;->
Advantages Ov Load SheddIng :

Generator, Ups & Candle Walo''n Ko
Rozgaar KI FrahmI
Cell Charge Na Hone Se Balance
& TIme SavIng ...


A PublIc ServIce Msg Broght To U By KESC/WAPDA ... ;->
Ek AadmI Ne Samosey Wale Se Kaha : O BhaI
Tumhare Samose MaIn Se LarkI Ka Baal NIkla Hy !

Samosey Wala : Aby Tou KIa 5 Rs K Samosey MaIn
PurI LarkI NIkle GI ... ;->
PakIstan In 2010 ...

1st FrIend :
" Yaar Suna HaI Pehle Zamane MaIn LIght BhI Hua KertI ThI "

2nd :
"Chal Na Yaar Ye LIght WIght Kch NahI HotI Sab Tera Weham HaI " ;->