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If A Man SmIles All The TIme ...

He Is Probably SellIng

SomethIng

That Doesn''t Work ... ;->

Teacher To Pathan :

"Agar-BattI" Ka Jumla Banao ...

Pathan:

Agar BattI ChalI Jaye Tou Andhera Ho Jata Hy ... ;->

A Gun Can KIll Sum1

FIre an Burn Sum1

WInd Can ChIll

Anger Can Rage TIll
It Tears You Apart

But

Power Of Ur SmIle Can Heal
A Frozen Heart ..

KeEp INg

Police Inspector Apne Bete Se

PolIce Inspector Apne Bete Se
"Tumhara Bht Khrab Result Aaya Hy
IslIye Aaj Se Tmhara Khelna, Bahar NIkalna Band"

Bacha
"Ye 50 Rs Pakren Aur Mamla YahIn Khatam Karen" ;->

There Is One Thing That

There Is One ThIng That

Both Drunks And Geographers Agree Upon ...

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The Earth SpIns Round And Round .... ;->

Don''t Marry The Person

Don''t Marry The Person.
You Want To LIve WIth ...

Marry The One ,
You Cannot LIve WIthout ...

But

Remember
Whatever You Do

You WIll Regret It Later ... ;->

They Say

They Say

One Out Of Every 4
People Are Crazy

ThInk Of Your
3 Closest FrIends

If They Seem Normal ,

You Are ThIs One .... ;->

Dr 2 Lady:

Dr 2 Lady: Tou Aap Ko Chlne Me Takleef HotI Hy
Sans Phool JatI Hy , Acha Ye BtaIye Aap KI Umr KtnI Hy?
Lady: Is Saal 30 KI Ho JaongI
Dr: Mtlb Yaadasht BhI Khraab Hy ;->

Girlz Aur Universitiez Main

GIrlz Aur UnIversItIez MaIn
KIa Fact Common Hy ???

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Apply Har Taraf Krna ChahIye
KahIn Na KahIn Chance Ban HII Jata Hy ... ;->

1 Aadmi Ko Darya K Duusri Taraf

1 AadmI Ko Darya K DuusrI Taraf

Aata PIswaney Jana Tha

Tou Batao Wo KIs Terha Jaye Ga ???

JahIl Soch KIa Rahe Ho

Aatey Ko KoI PIswata Hy KIa ??? ;->

I H a v e B e e n

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H a v e
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W R O N G
A l w a y z

T h a t '' s
W h e n

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W R O N G .... ;->

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