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AgAr iNsAn K

AgAr INsAn KI RaGo mAI KhOoN KI jAgA PetRoL HotA !

AhAm kHaBrEn :

Aj Ek AdMI K gOLI LaGI aUr KISI Ne UsKo HosPITaL nA pHoNcHaYa aUr sAb pEtrOL jAmA kArTe RaHe

eK gAnJa aDMi

eK gAnJa aDMI aUr eK bOwLeR eK aWaZ sUn K bUhAt gUsSa HoTaY HaIN...

socho kya?

NO BALL !

sTuDeNt:MiSs

sTuDeNt:MISs aP nE kAL MuJhE caLL KyOn KI tHI kYa KaM tHa MuJh Se?

TeAcHeR:MaI Ne To KoI CaLL NaHI KI

StuDnT:tO pHIr mErE mObILe pE KyOn LIKhA ThA 1 MIsS caLL

BaChA:

BaChA: YeH TeRa PaKIStAn hAI yA mErA PaKIsTaN hAI?
PAPA: bEtA nA yEh TeRa PaKIStAn hAI Na yEh MeRa PakIStAn hAI, yE uS kA PakIStAn hAI jO SaDDaR-E-pAkIStAn hAI

"Cheechoo Cheechoo Cha Cha...

"Cheechoo Cheechoo Cha Cha...

MobIle Pe ChoohA NaachA...

MobIle Nay Toon Toon Bajaya...

ChoohA MSG Parhnay AayA..!!"

jis dil mein bsa tha pyar tera,

jIs dIl meIn bsa tha pyar tera,
us dIl neI dharkna chord dIya,

ab rent pe dIl ley guzara kar raha hoon

Love Is Second Mistake

Love Is Second MIstake Created By GOD!!!

Of Course GIrls Are FIrst!!!

But The Fact Is That Both Are BeautIful MIstakes..!;)

Meri Shairi Me Itni Gehrai Hai,

MerI ShaIrI Me ItnI GehraI HaI,

MerI ShaIrI Me ItnI GehraI HaI,

Tum Sab ka Chance PhInIsh,

Kyun K,
Katreena TumharI ParjhaI HaI,

Biology Teachr:

BIology Teachr: GIrls Can U Tel Me

Where Is Ur Heart Xactly?

All GIrls Shoutd Loudly

Hamara DIl To "hAmY" K Pass HaI Madam!

Biology Teachr:

BIology Teachr: GIrls Can U Tel Me

Where Is Ur Heart Xactly?

All GIrls Shoutd Loudly

Hamara DIl To "hAmY" K Pass HaI Madam!

1 Admi K Ghar K Paas

1 AdmI K Ghar K Paas 1 Faqeer Kuch Yun Sda Lga Rha Tha :
Baba Anda V Kha Lynda Ay,

Baba Chaval V Kha Lynda Ay,

Baba Ice Cream V Kha Lynda A

Baba Burger V Kha Lenda A
Baba SendvIch V Kha Lenda A
Us AdmI Ne WIndow Se SIr NIkal Kr Kaha
Baba "ChIttar" V Kha Lenda Aa?

Magistrate

MagIstrate: AakhIr tum baar baar IsI ek ghar se kyun pakray jatay ho?

Chor: Janab maIn In ka famIly chor hun…

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