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Dr: Yeh Urine Sample Nahi, Apple Juice Hai

Dr: Yeh UrIne Sample NahI, Apple JuIce HaI

Khan''s WIfe: Ek Phone Ker Loon?

Dr: Y?

WIfe: Khan Shab Ko Batana HaI K

UrIne Bottle Un K TIffIn Me ChalI Gae HaI!

Yah SMS Krnay

Yah SMS Krnay Waloon Ko Kya Ho Gya Hy FARAZ

Her KUTaY-BILLAY Ky ShaIr Py Mera Name Laga Datay HaIn

Faraz In English Mood

Faraz In EnglIsh Mood

A Lot Of Pottato In A Lot Of RIce FARAZ...

Served WIth Ketchup Tastes Very NIce...
Yum Yum

Agar Kabhi Pant Phat Jae

Agar KabhI Pant Phat Jae To Kya Awaz AatI HaI?

ChhIrrr
No!

Charrr...
No

ChIrrzzz...
NahI BhaI

Logo KI Awaz AatI HaI,

"Shame Shame...;-))

Meri Aankhain Us Ko Dhondti Hain

MerI AankhaIn Us Ko DhondtI HaIn "Faraz"

JIs Ne MasjId Se MerI JootI UthaI ThI..

Technologies Impact:-

TechnologIes Impact:-

Dad EmaIls :

Dear Son,

How Hv U Been?

Ur Mom & I R FIne.

We MIss U A Lot,

Plz Turnoff Ur PC & Come DownstaIrs 4 DInner!

Bus Driver Ki Seat K Piche Likha Tha.

Bus DrIver KI Seat K PIche LIkha Tha.

Agar Khuda Ne Chaha To ManzIl Tak Pahucha Dunga,

Agar ChukI Nazar To Maa Kasam Khuda Se HI MIla Dunga.

A Boy Shying 2 Propose

A Boy ShyIng 2 Propose A GIrl, FInally Propozd In A UnIque Way:-

"Kya Tum
TumharI
ChIta Ko
Aag
Lagane Ka
AdhIkar
Mujhe
DogI.

Dur Se Dekha To Sher Dikh Raha Tha.

Dur Se Dekha To Sher DIkh Raha Tha.
Dur Se Dekha To Sher DIkh Raha Tha.

Agar Tum Me Dum He To Aage Badho Aur Dekho Ke Kya He.

Employee:Boss Aap Shaadi-Shuda

Employee:Boss Aap ShaadI-Shuda

Logo Ko HI NaukrI Kyon Dete Ho?

Boss:KyonkI Unhe Pehle Se

HI GaalIya Khane KI Aadat HotI HaI.

Employee:Boss Aap Shaadi-Shuda

Employee:Boss Aap ShaadI-Shuda

Logo Ko HI NaukrI Kyon Dete Ho?

Boss:KyonkI Unhe Pehle Se

HI GaalIya Khane KI Aadat HotI HaI.

You Can Impress Everybody By Your Talent , Looks And Intelligence And If That''s Not Enough

You Can Impress Everybody

By Your Talent , Looks And IntellIgence

And If That''s Not Enough

Tell Them

You Are

My FrIend ... ;->

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