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MerI GaltIon Ko Chuna Kro, MerI LarzIshon Ko GIna Kro,
Ye Qadam Qadam KI Hadod Kya?
Mere Sath Sath Chala Kro! MaIn Khule MIzaj Ka Shaks Hon,
Muj Se Saaf Saaf Bat Kaha Karo, Ye MehrbanI K Jo Lafz HaIn,
Inhe Tum Na Muj Se Kha Karo KahIn Tum Na Ho Jao BE Sakon!
KoI Bad Dua Tumhen Kha Na Le! Ye Jo Khoye Khoye Se Log HaIn.
Inhe Dehk Kr Na Hansa Kro Ye Dua Hay Rabb-E-Kareem Se,
TerI TazgI Ko KhIzan Na Ho,
Ye Bahar Tum Se Jala Kre,
Sada Muskurate Raha Karo
1 Gadha Ro Ro Kr GIrgIra K IltIja Kr Rha Tha
Ya KHUDA Mjhy Perhny KI Tofeq De
Wo Lmhy QbolIat K Thay UskI Dua Kbol HuI
Ab
Mashaallah
Wo Ye Msg Parh Chuka Hy :P
GIrl:Agr Tm Mjse ShadI Krna Chaty Ho To Tme Mere Mumy Papa Ko Khush Krna Hoga
Boy:Han Me Kroga.Mje KIa Krna Hoga
Me ApnI Jan Tk De Skta Hun.Kaho.
GIrl:Tumhe Hr Hafte Mumy Ko 5kg Ata Dena Hoga,Aur Papa KI GarI Me 5lItre Petrol Dalwana Hoga.
Boy:Acha BAJI AmI Aba Ko Salam Kehna
"I f

O u r

C o n s t I t u t I o n

A l l o w s

U s

F r e e

S p e e c h

Than

W h y

A r e

T h e r e

P h o n e

B I l l s ..." :=O ;->
Techr : Batao Mje NaddI Naale Kahan Se NIklte HaIn?

Studnt : SIr, NaddI Ka Toh Mje Pata NhI

Han Naale HamarI

Shalwar Se NIklte HaIn. :-) :-| :-D
WIfe: MaIn Jb PoorIyan BanatI Hun Toh Phle PoorI Kharb BantI HaI.

Pathan: O Kocha Tm Pehla PoorI Banaya HI Na Karo. :-) :-| :-D
ZardarI: . . . .

Bachna Aey KamIno Lo MaIn Agaya . . .

Ezat Ka Dushman,
Lotero Ka Dost,
ApnI Ada HaI B.B Se Juda . . . :D ;->
1st GIrl Proudly Says: MerI To Her Sans Par Ek Insan Marta HaI!

2nd GIrl: Yaar Tum Acha Tooth Paste Kyoun Istemal NahI KartI ;-)
Suna HaI ApkI Muskurahat Pe Log Marte HaIn..?

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Mujhe BhI Ek Banda Marwana HaI..
Zaraa TIme NIkaal K Aana
Oe..Gabbar

Bahar NIkal


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