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Ek ShrabI Bus Men Sawar Hua To Seat Pr Bethay MolvI Ne Kaha:
Tum Jahanum K Rasty Pe Ja Rahy Ho
SharabI ChIllaya:
Roko Roko Men Ghalat Bus Men BaIth Gaya ;->
TmharI LIfe M 1 AIsI LarkI AygI
Jo Srf TmharI HogI Tm Us Se Be Had Pyar Krogy
Tm 2no KI Muhbt BemIsal HogI
Tm Use KIss Krogy Jb Wo KrIb Akr KahegI







Papa:->
Ek Pathan Se Poocha Gaya,
Tumara Favrate Actress Kon HaI.
To Pathan Ne Kaha.
Katreena
Kareena
Pretty
PrIanka
AmIsha
Aur











ShahId Kapoor.
AIk Tha Kutta AIk ThI BIlI Un KI
ThI BarI YarI Mar Gaye BIlI
Bach Gya







ZardarI
ROz naya kapde penkar merI rhe gurzar se gurzar jatI ho
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Wah wAh
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ROz naya kapde penkar merI rhe gurzar se gurzar jatI ho,
MerI jaan sach sach batao ye kapde kaha se churatI ho.
How Come The Dove
Gets To Be The Peace
Symbol ?

How About PIllow ?

It Has More Feathers,
Than The Dove

And

It Doesn''t Have That
Dangerous Beak ... ;->
How Come The Dove
Gets To Be The Peace
Symbol ?

How About PIllow ?

It Has More Feathers,
Than The Dove

And

It Doesn''t Have That
Dangerous Beak ... ;->
Pathan: Express kItne baje aatI hy ?
TT: 9 Bajy
Pathan: Local?
TT: 1 Bajy
Pathan: Maal garI
TT: 12 Bajy

TT: Mgr jana kahan hy
Pathan: PatrI Pe Susu KernI Hy ;->
Batao France K Log ChaI MaIn

Chammach Dal Kar AntI-ClockwIse

Q Ghumate Hyn??



Dere''s A LogIc



No Answer??



I Tell U











CheenI MIlane Krne K LIye.. ;->
Man To Pathan:
Why r U ThrowIng
BrIcks Into The Water ???

Pathan:
Em TryIng To Solve A Mystery
The BrIcks r
"RECTANGULAR"
And
The Waves r
"CIRCULAR" ... ;->
A WeddIng

Is Just LIke

A Funeral

Except That

You Get To

Smell Your

Own Flowers ...
How Can A Father

Make HIs Daughter

Walk On The Street

LookIng Down The Earth??











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