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Pakistani American

PakIstanI AmerIcan Se:Tum Choron K Sath KaIsa Sulook Krte Ho?

AmerIcan:Hum Un K Sath Boht Acha Sulook Rakhte HaIn,
Un K Khanay Peenay KI Har Cheez Ka Khayal Rakhte HaIn

PakIstanI:Ha Ha Bas Ye To Kuch B NaI,

Tum AbI B Humse Peechay Ho,

Hum Log To Choron Ko

PRESIDENT Bana Dete HaIn!

JuB MaI BhUdI AuR BaDsUrAt Ho

JuB MaI BhUdI AuR BaDsUrAt Ho

JoW GI KIA TuM TuB BhI

MuJh Se KaRo Ga?

BIVI Ne ShOaR Se SaWaL KIA

ShOaR: KaR ToU RaHa Ho . . ;->

Son:Papa Mujhe Sher Sunain

Son:Papa Mujhe Sher SunaIn
Papa:Rasme Ulfat HaI Ijazat NahI DetI Wrna
Bholen Ge Tumhe U K Sada Yad Kroge
Sön:Ye ShaIr To NahI Tha
Papa:Q?
Son:Isme To
''Faraz''
Ka Naam NahI Aya.

1 Saab Nay Apni S

1 Saab Nay ApnI ShadI KI MovIe Reveres

Chala Kar DakI

Wo Dekna Chata Ta K AdamI "Azad"

Hotay Waqt Kasy Lagta Hay...

Jo 11 Saal Jail Me Rahe Wo

Jo 11 Saal JaIl Me Rahe
Wo
Sadar-e-PakIstan Hy

Jo 6 Saal JaIl Me Rahe
Wo
Wazeer-e-Azam PakIstan Hy

2 , 4 Aap BhI JaIl
MaIn Guzaar Aaye''n

MustaqbIl Roshan Hy ... ;->

Labo''n Ne Aaj Kal

Labo''n Ne Aaj Kal
Muskurana Chorh DIa Hy

Khwabo''n Ne Palko''n Pe
Aana Chorh DIa Hy

NhI KhultI Hy Aankh
Ab Tou SehrI MaIn

Shayad Aap Ne
Dhol Bajana Chorh DIa Hy ;->

Judge: Kya Tum Jail Gye Ho..?

Judge: Kya Tum JaIl Gye Ho..?

Chor: JI NahI, Hujur!

Judge: To Isme Rone KI Kya Baat HaI AbhI Bhej Dete HaI..!!
:-/)

Now-A-Days Our

Now-A-Days Our "Shoulder Angels" Are Also DIsturbed.
Y?
Coz
I Heard Them TalkIng WIth One Another
K

"Gunnah Naye TIme Par LIkhaIn

Ya Puraney TIme Par"

Now-A-Days Our

Now-A-Days Our "Shoulder Angels" Are Also DIsturbed.
Y?
Coz
I Heard Them TalkIng WIth One Another
K

"Gunnah Naye TIme Par LIkhaIn

Ya Puraney TIme Par"

Car Me Baithi 1 Lady Ne

Car Me BaIthI 1 Lady Ne, 1 BhIkharI Ko 1 Rupya Dekar,
AasIrvaad Dene Ko Kaha!

BhIkharI:Car Me To BaIthI Ho,

Ab Kya Aasmaan Me BaIthogI?

Maa: Beta Kya Kar Rahe Ho?

Maa: Beta Kya Kar Rahe Ho?

Beta: Padh Rha Hu.

Maa: Shabash! Kya Padh Rahe Ho?

Beta: JI, FIlm Shole KI Story

Incumtax Officer Has Raha Tha

Incumtax OffIcer Has Raha Tha
Clerk : Kya Hua
OffI : MallIka Ka Letter HaI
C : Toh?
O : Kapde PehantI NahI Or Laundry Ka BIll1 Lac Banaya HaI

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