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Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,

WIfe: Wherever We Keep D Money,

Our Son Steals It.

I Don''t Know What To Do About It

Hus: Keep It In HIs ENGINEERING Books.

He''ll Never Touch!

Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,

WIfe: Wherever We Keep D Money,

Our Son Steals It.

I Don''t Know What To Do About It

Hus: Keep It In HIs ENGINEERING Books.

He''ll Never Touch!

Ramzan K Dino Mei Ghar S

Ramzan K DIno MeI Ghar Se Na NIkla Karo "Pappu"

Ramzan K DIno MeI Ghar Se Na NIkla Kro
>hAmY<

Log Roza Na Tor DaIn EId Ka Chand Samajh Kar.

Shadi Krna Or Krwana IsLaMi FarEzA Hai

ShadI Krna Or Krwana IsLaMI FarEzA HaI

MaIn (ShadIaan)
kRtA HOn,
Tum
(MerI ShadIaan)
Krwatay jAo.

Aao MIL K IS IsLaMI FaREzay kO
PoRa kRAIn

aGr 1 FamiLy k..

aGr 1 FamILy k..

WaLDen baChoN sE,

BachAy WaLdaIn Se,

B.v Shohar Se,

Bahoo SaAs Se,

Nand BhabI Se,

BehnoI saALay sE,

Susar Daamad Se,

JhoOT BoLaIn..

To aIsI fAmILy kO Kya KahAIn gE?

>

Star Plus

Apni Sanso Ko Rok Lijiye,

ApnI Sanso Ko Rok LIjIye,

DIl KI Dharkano Ko Tham LIjIye,

Naak Band Krlo Apne Apne Q K
Pappu Ko Paad Aa Rha Hy... ;->

CustoMer:Aj khAnAy mE Kya Kya hAI?

CustoMer:Aj khAnAy mE Kya Kya hAI?

WaItEr: Aj KhanAy mE HzAroON CheEzAIn hAIn.

CustoEr wIth sUrprIsed:wO Kya?

WaIter:daAL K hzAroON DaaNaY. . . . . . . ;->

Malkin:Tum saFaI

MalkIn:Tum saFaI TheEK tArAh sE NaHI kRtI. .

Wo kOnAy mE Lga hUa jaAla dEkH RahI hO?
Iska zImaYDAar koN HaI?

NokrAnI: YaqeenAn kOI mAkrI hOgI . . . . :-

1 EmPLoYeE 2 oThR:

1 EmPLoYeE 2 oThR: Ap k fAthEr kYa kRtAY ThAy?
2nd: G Wo Jootay Bnatay ThAy.
1st:UnhoOn nE TumhAIn MochI Kyun Na BnAya?

DöOsRa bUhAT shIrmIndA Hua

After A wHILE2nd asKd 4m

1st:aP K fAThr KYA krtAY ThAY?

1st:Wo Ek ShareEf INsaAN ThAY.

2nd:uNhoOn nE ApKO ShArIf kYun nA BnAya?

Ek Ladki Khadi Thi,

Ek LadkI KhadI ThI,

Na Toh SMS Kr RahI ThI Na Call Kr RahI ThI,

FIr BI Uska Balance Jaraha Tha..

KaIse?

Ek PaIr Par KhadI ThI Na!

Phool Khil Ker Udaas Hyn

Phool KhIl Ker Udaas Hyn

Samandar Ko Aaj PanI KI Pyas Hy

Ek Bar Aap Muskura Do

Q k

Hum Ko Dunya KI

Sab Se

"KHOFNAK"
Mukurahat KI Talash Hy ... ;->

After The Blast At MARRIOT Hotel

After The Blast At MARRIOT Hotel
Goverment Is ThInkIng
Of SuggestIng A New
Name For The
DemolIshed
MARRIOT Hotel

"Shaheed MARRIOT BHUTTO" ... ;->

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