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IdentIfIcatIon Of
Students ...

Books In Bag,
FaIsalabad

Books In Hands
SIalkot

Rolled Books In Jeans
Lahore

W/o Books
But Cell Fones In Hands
KarachI ... ;->
** BreakIng News **

KarachI MIllenIum MaIn Dhamaka Hogaya HaI

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Ek Pent K Sath 2 ShIrts FREE :p
1st Frnd : Yaar MerI BIwI Bohat Ghussa KartI HaI

2nd Frnd :MerI BIwI BhI Pehle BOhat Ghussa KartI ThI Ab BIlkul NahI KArI

1st Frnd : Tumne Kya Elaaj Kya ?

2nd Frnd : Kuch NahI Bas ITna HI Kaha Tha K Burhapay MaIn Ghussa A HI Jata HaI Tab Se Us Ne KabhI Ghussa NahI Kya :P
GIrl: Kon Ho Tum?
Boy:Hasrat TumharI
GIrl: Takte Ho Kya?
Boy: Soorat TumharI
GIrl:Karte Ho Kya?
Boy: Pooja TumharI
GIrl: KafIr Ho Kya?
Boy: AIsa He SahI
GIrl: Chahte Ho Kya?
Boy: Muhabbat TumharI
GIrl: Pachhtaogay..
Boy: KIsmat HamarI
GIrl: MarrIed Hoon MaIn
Boy:...
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Pehle KIon NaI Bataya Manhoos MaarI?
LarkI Set Kerne Ka Easy Tareeqa!















Jo Kameena Mujhe Sms NahI Karta,
MaIn Usko Tareqa NahI Batata
Ach''hon Se BhI ZIada Tum Ach''he Ho.
Sach''chon Se BhI ZIada Tum Sache Ho.
MaIne Us Se Kaha Mujhe Tum Se Mohobat HaI.
Us Ne Kaha Sharm Karo AbhI Tum Bache Ho)~
Jab Sanam TerI Yaden AtI HaIn
Kya Kahn Hamen POTIYAN Lag JatI HaIn
HamarI Yado K Lamhe To TmhaIn Satate Honge
POTIYAN Na SahI PADD To Tumhe B Atey Honge ;->
Judge, MujrIm Se, Batao TumarI AkharI KwaIsh KIa HaI ?
MujrIm,

AIk Mob NokIa N73
5 Karror Rupay
ApkI BetI Se ShadI,
USA Ka VIza,
2 Saal Ka HanImon,
6 7 Bachay Jo Apko Nana Nana Kahe Aur Mujhe Papa,
Un KI ShadI Karwa Dun Us K Bad Ap Jo FasIla Do Mujhe Manzor Hoga..
A Robber,
A Gangster & A Murderer Are In The Same Car,
Who WIll Be DrIvIng The Car?






Ans: A PolIce OffIcer!!
Dekh Ke Roop Tera Suhana

Yaad Agaya DadI Amma
Ka KhIl KhIlana

ItnI Ho GayI Ho Tum PuranI

Ab To Bas Kardo...



Ladko Ko Patana...
ThInkIng Of Lady Banker ...

Lagta Hy K Mere Husn MeIn KamI AatI JarahI Hy


Q K

Logo''n
Ne
Ab
Mujh se
PAISEY
GIn
Ker
WapIs
Lene
Shruu
Ker DIye
HaIn ... ;->
Ek Bachay Ne ApnI Maa Se Pocha K Insaan KI Nasal Kahan Se Start HuI,
Mom: MattI Se,
Bacha Mutma-En Na Hua.
Phr Apny Baap Se YehI QuestIon KIa To Jawab MIla:
"Bandar Se"

Bacha Phr Mom K Pass Aya Or Bola Papa To Ye Keh Rahay HaIn.
Mom: Haan To Unho Ne ApnI BtaI HaI.