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MeIne Poora DIn Usay YAMAHA Pe Jholay DIye Pappu,



Sham Ko Kehne LagI MaIn Te HONDA He Le Saan... ;->
ZndagI Me Agr Kch Ban Na Ho
Kch HasIl Krna Ho To Hmesha Apne DImagh KI Suno
Agr DImagh Se B KoI Jwab Na Aye To
AnkeIn Bnd Kr K
Socho



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Mere Pas DImagh Hy??
Agr KIsI Chowk

Per
Apko
Lady TrafIc
Wardenpasand Aa
JAYE
TO
CHOWK
K Ird GIrd
Chkr
LgaIn
Or JAB
7 Chakr
Poray Ho
JaIn
To Uska
Hath PakraIn
Or BolaIn
BIdhaI Ho BIdhaI
Aj Se Tum Ho
HmarI LugaI. . .>
Baap: Beta ShadI K DIn Susral Walay
GharI DeIn Tu SuIt Mang Lena. Scooter DeIn Tu Car Mang Lena,
Dokan DIen Tu Ghar

Beta: Dady LarkI DeIn Tu OskI Maa Mang Lon?
Pathan: Me N Khat LIkha Tha K MrI ShadI Pr Ana.

Tm Q Nh Ay.

2nd Pathan: Mje Khat MIla He NhI

1st Pathan: Me Ne LIkha Tha

K Khat MIly Ya Na MIly Tm Zaror Ana.:-)
Frnds I''m CollectIng
QuaId’s Photos
GIve Ur ContrIbutIon
2 My CollectIon.
A Small CondItIon Is
It Must Be On
500 Or1000 Rupees Note
Why DId Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?


Bcoz..


Baba Ramdev SaId


"ApnI Saans Ko Bahar NIkalo..!!"
Scratch & WIn ..

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Ye KIa Jeet LIa ... ;->
Log Kehtay Thay K
Altaf BhaI Agar Kuttay Ko B
ElectIon LarwaIn Tu Wo B Jeet Jay
Kuch DIn Pahle ZardarI K
Intekhab Par Ye Baat B SabIt Ho GaI Hy . . . /
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Ikhlaq:
JIs KI Supply Km Demand Zayada.
AdmI:
Wo Janwar JIs KI Khaal KaI Martba UtarI Ja SaktI HaI.
Beauty Parlour:
Jahan Creams Se Gussal DIa Jata HaI.
Dopatta:
Aj Kal Locket K Tor Per Use Hota HaI..
DarzI:
Jo Sar-E-Aam Logon KI JaIben Or Galay Katta HaI Or KoI Kuch NahI Keh Sakta.
Desk:
Students K Bjanay K Kaam Aata HaI.
KhudkushI:
Aj K Dor KI HalkI PhulkI DhamkI.
Ek Beggar Ne Darwazay Per Dastak DI,
AdmI Ne Andr Se Poch Kon?

Faqeer:Allah Ka Mehman.
Ye Sun Kr Wo AdmI Faqeer Ka Hath Pakr Kr MasjId Le Gya,
Or Bola Apko GaltI HuI HaI.
ALLAH Ka Ghar Ye HaI. . . .
What DId God Say After CreatIng The FIrst Man In West IndIes?

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AIla..
Yeh To Jal Gaya!! ;)