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I Don''t ThInk So ...



You Are A Fool ...


But


What''s My OpInIon
Compared To


That Of Thousand
Others ... ;->
The Mark Of A
True M.B.A Is That


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He Is Often Wrong

But

Seldom In Doubt ... ;->
Q - If YoU pLuGgEd
YoUr NoSe aNd YoUr
MoUtH wHILe YoU
sNeEzEd ...
WoUlD It CoMe OuT Of
YoUr EaR
oR
wOuLd YoUr HeAd ExPlOdE ... ?

=O ;->
Boy U r d SunshIne
Of My Lyf !
WIdout U Lyf''s Lyk A
Dreamy Cloud !
U r In My Heart LIke A
Luvly DrIzzle In d Sun !
GIrl: Nw Go Further
I''ve 2 LIsten More
Weather Report ;->
Boy U r d SunshIne
Of My Lyf !
WIdout U Lyf''s Lyk A
Dreamy Cloud !
U r In My Heart LIke A
Luvly DrIzzle In d Sun !
GIrl: Nw Go Further
I''ve 2 LIsten More
Weather Report ;->
A KISS ...

Can Be A Comma (,)
A QuestIon Mark (?)
Or
An ExclamatIon PoInt (!) ...

That''s BasIc SpellIng
That Every Woman
Ought To Know ... ;->
Tum SaarI Dunya Se
HAT Ker Ho ...

TumharI Guftugu
Tumhara Style
Tumhara Sab Kuch
HAT Kr Hy ...

Is Lye TmhaI''n Dekhte HI
DIl Kehta Hy



















HATA BAY .... ;->
MaIn Tmhare Ghar K
Bahar KaafI Der Se
Khara Hoo
Shayad Bell Khraab Hy
Darwaza Kholo



























AIsa Bol Ker KIsI Ko
Tung NahI Krna
ChahIye ... ;->
DIL Badal Na Dena SIM KI Terha

MOHABBAT Low Na Krna BATTERY KI Terha

PYAR Kam Na Krna BALANCE KI Terha

Hamesha MerI ZARURAT Mehsus Krna CHARGER KI Terha ... ;->
Mer DIl Tor Ker
PohanchaI Tum Ne Mere
DIl Ko ThaIs



Mer DIl Tor Ker
PohanchaI Tum Ne Mere
DIl Ko ThaIs










Tan ? = PerpendIcular Upon Base ... ;->
PatIent To Nurse

I Don''t Want To

Get Well Because I Love U!

Nurse : U Wont Get Well EIther,

Bcoz Doctor Has Seen U

KIssIng Me

& He Loves Me Too
Student MathmatIcs Ke SIr Se

SIr Is Swal Ko SolutIon Karke Kar Do

SIr: Ye To Bachoo Ka Swal HaI

Student: TabhI To Aap Se Pucha HaI