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ScIence Teacher :
" Agar KoI LarI Behosh
Ho Jaye Tou Usay KIss
Kro , Foran Theek Ho
JayegI ... "

Student:
"Magar , SIr Usay Behosh
Kese KIa Jaye ..." ;->
KItney Masoom HaIn Is Shehar K Log. . .


Khud Paadd Mar K Poochtey


HaIn Bo0 Kahan Se A RahI HaI..
EIk BIlI Ke Samney EIk Ch0oha Rakha HaI
Par Wo NahI Kha RahI Pata HaI Kyun?









Kyun K Wo Naak Ka Ch0oha HaI...
; ; ; ; ; ;
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SpecIAL TEA

1 MerE LIyE

Or

DoosrI

B

MErE LIyE...

Tujko ChAhyE Tu ApnI BAnA k P ;->
Mufte :p
V LIke Each Other Bcz
U ThInk Im NIce
I ThInk U R NIce
U ThInk Im Cool
I ThInk U R Cool
U ThInk Im Sweet
I ThInk U R Sweet
U ThInk Im Smart
I ThInk U R RIte ;->
Ek Sawal
DImagh Se Jawab Dena

Ek Pathan K 3 Bachy Hen

Dosry Ka Nam PInto Hy Tu
Phele Ka Or Tesray Ka Kya Nam Hoga



Shocho

NaI Pata



PIn-1
PIn-2
PIn-3 ;->
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( '':'' )(")(")

AIk ThI Cat






RehtI ThI Sad








KhatI ThI Rat




PhIr B Sad




AkhIr Q ??





Us KI MarzI!


Ap Apne Kam Se Kam Rakhen :-D
Teachr 2 Students:
Wht WIl U Do WId A
1000Rs. LyIng On d
Floor? WIl U Keep It?

Student: Not @ All

Teachr: V.Gud Thn
Wht WIl U Do ?

Studnt: I''ll Spend It ... ;->
1 Day A Man Called HIs
6 ChIldrn 2gethr n Askd
"Now Tell Me, Who''s
Been Mst ObedIent
DurIng Lst Week n DId
Evrythng Mummy Askd?"

All Answr In 1 VoIce
"U, Daddy" ;->
Teacher: ''Now Class,
Whatever I Ask, I Want
You All To Answer,
At Once...''
"how Much Is Two
Hundred Plus Two
Hundred ?"

Class: "At Once ..." ;-
Teacher
" How Can We Stop
MIlk From GettIng Sour ? "

LIttle Jhonny
"Keep It In The Cow ..." ;->
Elan-e-Aam ...

ApnI Zakat, Kheraat
Sadqat Aur QurbanI KI KhalaI''n
"K.E.S.C / WPDA"
Ko DaIn ...
Is Se Aap Ko Aakhrat MaIn
Ghar MIlega
Aur
Dunya MaIn BIjlI MIle GI ... ;->