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The Part Is Not In Ur Hand.
The Future Is Not In Ur Hand.
But At Present

Dabba MobIle Is In Ur Hand.

Ik AdmI 24 Ghante PanI Me

Sanass Rokay Raha

Ajj 5 Baje Us KI Namaz-E-Janaza

Cantt QabarIstan Me Ada HogI

1 AdmI PublIc Bathroom Gya
Aur 1 Hour K Baad NIkla.

Bahr Betha Huwa Jamadar Bola
20 Rupe BhaI G
AdmI Bola: BhaI MaI Bathroom MaI Betha Tha
Net Cafe MaI Nahe:-P

KHAN Ne 1Bacha Agwa Kia

KHAN Ne 1Bacha Agwa KIa
Or Taavaan K Lye StIcker Pe Ye LIkh K Bache Pe ChIpkaya:
10 Lakh Kal Subah Pul K Neche Pohnchado?
Aur Bache Ko Ghar WapIs BhejdIa.
2sre DIn Wo Pul K Neche Gya To Usy Pese MIlgye
Or Sath StIcker Pe LIkha Tha:
Khuda Qasam
Pese Ka Gam NaI,
Gam Is Bat Ka Hy K
KHAN Ne KHAN Ko Looota ;-

Assalam T Alaikum!

Assalam T AlaIkum!

Do U Want 2 LIsten The Latest News?

Tu RadIo Sun Chawala

Jootha Peenay Se Mohabbat Barhti Hai Pappu .

Jootha Peenay Se Mohabbat
BarhtI HaI Pappu . . .

Yeh Keh Ker Woh Kameena

MerI SarI PepsI Pee Gaya :P ;->

Zarori Elaan

ZarorI Elaan

CIty MeIn 7 Khudkush Hamla Awar
DakhIl Ho Chuke HeIn!

Agar Ap Mulk-O-Qoum KI
SalamtI Chahte HaIn,
To

UnkI LambI Umer

K LIye Dua FarmaIn...

1 Admi Ne Anda Fry

1 AdmI Ne Anda Fry KIa To Wo Jal Gaya.

MurghI Ne DekhlIa..

MurghI Ne AdmI K Moo Par
Zor Se Thappar Marte Hue
Kaha:

Begherat Tujhe Dena Pare To Ehsaas Ho... ;->

Q: What is the Indian

Q: What Is the IndIan versIon of a hat-trIck?
A: 3 runs In 3 balls.

Neend Ki Goli Kha Lo Acha Rahy Ga

Neend KI GolI Kha Lo
Acha Rahy Ga

Socho''n Se Jaan Chura Lo
Acha Rahy Ga

BachI Tou Tum Se
PhanstI NhI KoI

Sab Larkyo''n Ko Behan Bana Lo
Acha Rahy Ga ... ;->

Pathan:

Pathan:
Yaar Mere Pass PaIse NhI Hyn
Mjhe Ghar Lena Hy KIa Karo''n ?

Dost: Tou Bnk Se Loan Le Lo!

Pathan:
Loan Tou Le Lo Mgr
Hum Ko Srf Cotto Pehan''ne
KI Aadat Hy ... ;->

op 8 Reasons

op 8 Reasons
Why Someone Wants
To Be A Doctor ...

1- I Hate 2 Sleep
2- I Lyk 2 Stay In Study 4ever
3- Nobody Can Read My Hand WrItIng
4- My Father Has Extra Money
5- I''ve Njoyed My LIfe Enuf
6- I Can''t LIve WIdout TensIon
7- I Wana Pay 4 My SIn In DIs Wrld
8- I Dun Wana Marry B4 35 yrs ... ;->

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