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''''MARRIAGE''''

Is Nature''s Way

Of PreventIng

''''PEOPLE''''

From FIghtIng WIth

''''STRANGERS'''' ... ;->

Bartender: I ThInk
U''ve Had Enuf SIr !
Drunk: I Just Lost
My WIfe , Buddy !
Bartender: Well, It Must
Be Hard LosIng A WIfe
Drunk: It Was Almost
ImpossIble ;->

1friend:

1frIend:
Yaar Mera MobIle Kharaab Hogaya HaI
KoI Acha Sa DentIst Batao
2frIend: "DentIst Wo KIu?
1frIend:
Yar Mere MobIle Ka Bluetooth Kharab Ho Gya Ha

Cbi Raids In Katrina''s House.

CbI RaIds In KatrIna''s House.

Bathroom - 20 Lacs Cash,Store Room
50 Kg Gold & Bed Room Full Of

My Photos

SIly Grl. . ;-)
Krazy About Me. :-D

1 Pathan Ne 1 Bachi Se Pocha

1 Pathan Ne 1 BachI Se Pocha
Beta Kn Se Class MaI PartI Ho ?
BachI:KachI MaI

Pathan:KachI Kon SI Class HaI?
BachI:Hamre Class MaI Farsh Nahe HaI
Is Lye Hum Ausey KachI Class Bolte
HaI . . . . . ;->

Janab Yaqoob Rasheed Ne Farmaya

Janab Yaqoob Rasheed Ne Farmaya

K Shawal K Maheeny May

Jo Shaks KIsI Ko 100 Rupay Ka Card

Send Karega Qayamat K DIn

Usay Ek WarId KI SIm Free MIlegI

Wife Husband Se Phone Par:

WIfe Husband Se Phone Par:

Hamaray Bachay Ko Current Laga Hua HaI,

Aap JaldI Aa JaIn.??

Husband: JAN TensIon Mat Jo

JItnI DaIr MaIn Ghar Aaon Ga

LIght Ja ChukI Ho GI

Patient (Wakeel):

PatIent (Wakeel):Janab Ab MaIn Kya
Kha Sakta Hoon?

Doctor:MerI Fees K

Ilawa Sab Kuch Kha Saktay HaIn....>

Oye Jaldi Se Yahan Aajao Yahan Pe Masla Ho Gaya Hai

Oye JaldI Se Yahan Aajao Yahan Pe Masla Ho Gaya HaI

Yahan Gatter Full Ho Gaya HaI JaldI Aajao Saaf Karna HaI :->

There''s a way of Transferring funds

There''s a way of
TransferrIng funds
That Is even
Faster than
ElectronIc bankIng ...

It''s called MarrIage ... ;->

GOVT KE TARAF SAY AHAM ILAN

GOVT KE TARAF SAY AHAM ILAN

BALOCHISTAN MAIN EARTHQUICK KO

MUTARMA BENZAIR KE KHEDMATE KAY ATRAF MAIN IS KA NAME

BENZAIR EARTHQUICK KA NAME DE DEYA GAYA HAI

GEO BHUTTO

A Recently Fired

A Recently FIred
Stock Trader SaId ...

"ThIs Is Worse Than
DIvorce...
I Have Lost EverythIng
And
I StIll Have My WIfe..." ;->

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