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Nazar Se Aap Ne Muje Jo Current Mara Hy,

Boht Buland Boht Unt Shunt Mara Hy,

Smjho AIse K JaIse DIl K Rkshy Ko,

Truck Ne Puray Ka Pura Front Mara Hy.. :p ;->
DIfference Between PatI & Gadha.

ANS:PatI Gadha Ban Sakta HaI,

But Gadha Itna B Gadha NahI K PatI Bane!!
// HeIght Of
Job FrustratIon //




A Toothbrush TellIng
That,
It Has Got The Worst
Job In The world
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In Front Of ToIlet
Paper... ;->
Whats
dIfference
between
fIrst NIGHT
&
LAST NYT?
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If
u
sleep
on
FLOWERS,
Its 1st NIGHT!
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If
u
sleep
wId
FLOWERS
on
u,
Its
LAST NIGHT..!
Check Out 3D Msg fIrst tIme on mob
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D D D..
NICE NA KAL 4D BEJUNGA!
BreakIng News!

NIpa ChowrangI Per 3 TaxI
Or 2 Bus Ko Na Maloom Afraad Ne Roka
Or Us MaIn Sawaar Hokar



Apne Apne Ghar Chale Gaye.:-D
Pathan''s WIfe Bought A
BeautIfl Sweater For Her
Husband...
She Sent It To HIm By Parcel
Along WId A Note ... Tht SaId
"d Buttons Of d Sweatr r Removd
SInce They Were Too Heavy & added
To d Postage. U''ll FInd ''Em
In d RIte Hand Pocket Of The
Sweater" ... ;->
MerI Ek Naak Hy
Aankhe''n Hyn Do



MerI Ek Naak Hy
Aankhe''n Hyn Do





Tum Ne MerI Aankh
MaIn Aansu Dekhy






Ab
Jhank Kr Naak K
Choohey b Dkho ... ;->
Walk In Ur Own Path,
Love In Ur Own Style,
Talk In Ur Own Words
Help In Ur Own Ways
Then People WIll Say

Ae Sala KIsI KI Sunata NathI
Ek Kana KIsI LadkI Ko Propose Kare To Konsa Geet Gayega?


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1 Najar Se B Pyar Hota HaI, MaIne Suna HaI.
Meet In RAJASTAN,

Love In HINDUSTAN Marrage In DEVASTAN,

Take Honymoon In AFGANISTAN,

But Dont BrIng Ur PopulatIon 2 Our PakIstan
Aam ZIndAgI-
YaAr PlZ Kuch SmS to Bhej DIyA KAro.

MentOs ZIndAgI-
Oye BhutnIke,BhIkArI,KAmIne,HArAmkhor BalaNce GaYA Tel Lene,Sms bhej.