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Dad Tumharay Un-FIt. . .


Mom TumharI SubmIt. . .

Wahan Doctor Tha
MIss-FIT. .

IsI LIay To Hr KoI TumhaIn Dekh Kr Bolta HaI
"O" ShIt"
Do U Knw Wat Is DIffrnce

Between RadIo Nd Akhbar?






SImple
JanIx


Akhbaar ME Hum Rotyaan Bech Skte Nd RadIo MaI NI;->
GIrlfrIend & PolIce
MaIn KIa Baat Common Hy ???






SoChO !








SoChO !










Aur SoChO !














Donoo HI PaIsa Kha Kr
Chor Dete Hyn ! ;->
Boss Waz Not In Room.
Sudden Phone Be|L RIng.
Servant PIck Da Phone,
At Dat TIme Boss Came Back In Da Room.
Servant SaId:SIr I ThInk Someone Want To Talk WId Uou.
Boss:What ThInk?
Y R U Not Sure?
Servant:BECOZ SIr,
When I PIc Up Phone Some One SaId 4m Other SIde
"Gadhay MerI Baat Gor Se Suno"
Teacher Female studant Se

Tabeydar Ka Jumla Banao..

GIrl: JhaphI Kut Ke Je Paven Ik Waar Gujraaa..

SarI ZIndgI Rava GI Tabeydar Gujraaaa....!!!
5 SIgns U Need To Be A TalIban:
1. U Have More WIves Than Teeth
A2. U Own A $5000 Rocket Launcher But Can''t Afford Shoes.
3. U RefIne HeroIn But Haue A Moral ObjectIon To Beer.
4. U ThInk Vests Come In 2 Sttyles : Bullet Proof And SuIcIde.
And Most SIgnIfIcantly !
5. U WIpe Your Arse WIth A Stonee....
Ek Faqeer BachI Se

ALLAH K Naam Par De Beta

BachI
MaIn Beta NahI BetI Hun

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De BetI

BachI
Mera Naam Nusrat HaI

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat

BachI
Mera Pora Naam: Nusrat Parveen HaI

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat Parveen

BachI: Ye HuI Na Baat
Ab Maaf Karo Baba
T h e

D e f I n I t I o n

O f

A

B e a u t I f u l

W o m a n

I s

O n e

W h o

L o v e s

M e ...
LIfe Is A Card Game


DurIng d 1st Half
Of Whch
V Get Brthday, ValentIne''s Day,
Bst Wshes, FrndshIp n
WeddIng Cards

&

DurIng 2nd Half
Get-well Soon Cards ... ;->
Boy: Papa Sach Or Raaz Me KIa Farq HaI?

Papa: Tum Mery Bety Ho Ye Sach HaI,
Tumhara Dost Arshad B Mera HI Beta HaI
Ye 1 Raaz HaI ;)
DIsco Dance Karte Howe Larke Aur LarkI Ko
2 Kute Dekh Rahe The.

Ye Kya Kr Ha " 1 Kute Ne Dosre Se Pocha

Dosra kuta Bola Ye Tou MaI Nahe Janta Ho
MaI Ye Janta Ho k Jub MaI Is Tarah Karta Ho
Tou Mera MalIk Mujhe

peIt k kere Marne k DuwaI PIlata HaI...... /
Man:Janab MaIn 20 K/M Per Hr KI Raftaar
Se Ja Raha Tha,
Mgr PhIr BhI MerI Car Ko TaIz RaftaarI K
Ilzaam Me Band Kr DIa Gya,

Judge:Is Baat Ka Kya Saboot HaI?
K Tum Sach Kah Rahay Ho?

Man:Janab Is Se Barh Kr Or
Kya Proof Ho Ga K Us Waqt
MaIn ApnI B.V Ko Lenay Susral Ja Raha Tha,