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A Student Attached A 100 Rupee Note
To HIs Test Paper N Wrote

"Rs 1 For 1 Mark"
The Paper Checker Sent HIm

Rs 81 Back N Wrote

"U Got 19 Marks Keep The Change"
SItuatIon,

Whn 1 Hr WI|L Be Back...

1st Frnd:Beth Ja Yaar AbhI To 10 Bjay HaIn
Ghar Ja Kr Kya Krna HaI?

2nd Frnd:NahI Yaar Naye To 11 Bjay HaIn
Ek Rat Husband Ny WIfe Se PanI Manga Or So Gya

BIvI SarI Raat KharI RahI Subha HoI

Husband:Tum SarI Raat Yha KharI RahI Bolo Kya Chaye

WIfe:Gussy Se Talaq;-)
1 BIvI DrIvrIng SIkh Rahe ThI Apne Shoar Se BolI
Dekhye Shayad Ye Samne Ka Shesha Thek Nahe
Laga Howa . . .

Husband : Kyon KoI Gar Bar HaI?

BIvI : Is MaI Peche Ane WalI
GarIyan Dekh PatI Ho Apna Chehra
Mujhe DIkhaI HI Nahe DeIta . . . ;->
Pathan Bought A New MobIle.

Doston Ne Kaha Naya MobIle Lya Hay MIthaI To KhIlao..

Pathan Bazar Gya
Aur

MobIle BaIch K MIthaI Le Aya. . .
1 Aurat Ne 1 WakIl Se Pocha K
Talak Lene K Lye KIa
Sharyat LazmI HotI HaI ?

WakIl Bola "Talak Lene K Lye
App Ko ShadI Shudo Hona ZororI HaI"
WIfe HInts 2 Husband 4 A New Car

SayIng,

"Dear, Buy Me SmthIng Dat Goes 0 To 80 In 3 Secs Wen Im On It."

Husband GIfted Her

A WeIght MachIne.
1 Dafa 1 Chor Ne ApnI Mangetar Ko Sonay Ka Set DIa.

Mangetar Ne Khush Ho K Pocha Is Set KI Keemat KIa Hay?

Chour Ne Jawab DIa....

Teen Sal QaId-E-Bamushaqat.
TraIn Me 1 Larke Ne
CIgarete JalaI,
Pas Bethe AdmI Ne
Usse Kaha: CIgarete k
DhuwaI''n Se MerI TabIyat
Khraab Hony LgtI Hy

Larka Bola: Tou Aap
SmokIng Q Kerty Hyn ... ;->
PolIceman: Tum Ne
Beech Road Pe Bus Q
Rok DI ???

Pathan: Hum Shehr Me
Naya Aya Hy Mgr
Qanoon NhI Torta,
Wo Samne Dkho Lkha Hy
"BUS STOP"
Tou Hum Ne Rok DIa ;->
I Never 4get My
SIncere Frndz


Whn I c Some Faults
In Them


I Keep PatIent & Just
RealIze That
















"Ab Har KoI MerI Terha
Perfect Tou NahI Ho Sakta Na" ;->
1st Man : Yar Ye
"AAHO" Kon Log Bolty Hyn???

2nd Man : BhaI Ye HI Jo
PaIndo Log Hoty Hyn
Wo Bolty Hyn !!!

1st Man: Acha Aap
Parhy LIkhy Hyn ???

2nd Man : AAHO ... ;->