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Love:-


Love Is D Most

BeautIful ThIng

In D World 4 U

UntIl It Happens

To Your Daughter :P
Our FrIendshIp
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Kya Dekh Rahe Ho
END Karne Ko Soch To
Encounter Ho Jayega
HavIng A Crush Is LIke A CIgar..

It Starts WId FIre..

ContInues WId Smoke..& DIes In Ashes But Who Cares?

We R ChaIn Smokers! ;-)
Bhurape Aur JawanI MeIn KIa Farq Ha?

JawanI MeIn JaIb MeIn LarkIyon Ke No Aur

Aur

Burhape MeIn JaIb MeIn Doctor K No . . . ;->
Ek SheIkh Doctor K Pass Gya Or Bo|A K Ghar Ja Kr Mareez Check Krnay KItnay Pesay.
Doctor:300 Rs.
SheIkh:ChlaIn Doctor Shb.
Ghar Puhanchay To Docor Ne Pocha K Mareez Kahan HaI?
SheIkh: Mareez KoI NahI HaI,
TaxI Wala 500 Mang Raha Tha,
Aaj
Wo
AZEEM
DIn
Ha
Jab
Aaj
Se
50
Karor
Saal
Pehlay
AIk
AIsI
MedIcIne
Eejad
HuI
ThI
JIs
KI
Waja
Se
Aaj
PurI
Dunya
K
Pathan
ZInda
HeIn

HAPPY
"NASWAR"
DAY....
1AdmI Dosto KI MehfIl SE Raat Late Ghr Gya
Dosto Ne Pucha K BIvI Ne Kuch Kaha To NaI
AdmI Bola Naì Kuch Khas Naì BS YE
2Dant To MaI Wesay ß NIklwane Wala Tha
what wIll hImesh say to magnIfy a pIcture..?







Zara Zoom Zoom... ;->
1 Pathan Or Sardar KI Khub PItaI HuI.
Dono Roza KhushaI Me Mufta Torte Hue
Pakre Gaye Or Us Pr Bolte Hen
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G, Wo, Hum Larke Walo KI Taraf Se Hy.. ;->
Us Ne AIk Pal BhI MerI MasomIat Na DaIkhI Pappu ...





Bus Pakra Aur 250 Ka Chalaan Kaat DIa ... ;->
AIk Doctor Apne Dost Se)

"Yar MaI Soch Raha Hon K Is Gaon MaIn
Apna ClInIc Khol Lon.
Dost:"Tumhara Khyal To NaIk Hy

Magar Yahan Ka QabrIstan Chota HaI . :D ;->
Cheap AttItude Of GIrls:

Wen A Boy Sends DIrty Sms
She Laughs For 10 MInts,
Fwds Dat To Her FrInds N Then ReplIes
The Boy.
"I Dont LIke Dat KInd
Of Sms Ok?" :P ;->