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Tujh Se B ZIada TerI Arzo KI Ha
Is Trha Se Mene TerI Justoju KI Ha
Ha BB Mar GaI To Kya Hwa,
Tjhey Paaney K LIey HI Usey Mot DI Ha.
Frm ZARDARI To SHERE ;->
Is Dunya Me 1 Ache
Insaan Ka Mlna KsI
Mojze Se Kam NhI
1 AIsa Insan Jo
Khunsurat DIl Aur
PurkashIsh ShaksIyat
Ka MalIk Ho
Islye





















Qadar Kro MerI ZalImo''n ... ;->
1 Tou
Sadar-e-PakIstan
Ban Gaya
Tum BhI CIty
NazIm K LIye
Apply Kerdo










Bcoz







30 DIn KI QaId
Tum BhI Kaat K Aane
Wale Ho ... ;->
Some Funny
SIgnboards ...

@ PIzza Shop
"7 Dayz WIdout PIzza
Makes 1 Weak"

In No-smokIng Area
"If V c Smoke, V''ll
Azume U r On FIre
n Take ApropaIte
ActIon"

@ Car DealershIp
"D Best Way 2 Get Back
On Ur Feet.
MIss A Car Payment"

@ MaternIty Room Door
"Push . Push . Push" ... ;-
TeAcHeR: "YoU MISsEd ScHoOl YeStErDaY DIDn''T YoU?"


StUdEnT: "No NoT EvEn A LITtLe BIT."
A Boy GoIng In Car.
Suddenly He Saw A GIrl LyIng

In The MIddle Of Road.

He Came Out And..





To Be ContInued..

To LIsten The Full Story
Plz Send 50 Easy Load.
A Boy GoIng In Car.
Suddenly He Saw A GIrl LyIng

In The MIddle Of Road.

He Came Out And..





To Be ContInued..

To LIsten The Full Story
Plz Send 50 Easy Load.
AIk DIn Geo K Saat Aur AIk Raat Shehnaz K Saat Pappu...




"KIa Ye Khula Tazad NahI HaI" ;->
Teachr Ne SHRAB Ka Nuqsan Btany K LIye

1KEERA SHRAB Me Dala To Wo Mr GIa.

Teachr:"Ap Ne KIa Seeka?

Studnts:"SHRAB Peenay Se

PAIT K KEERAY Mar Jatay He"
A SuIcIde Bomber To Mulla Umer SIr Jee,

Barood Thora Kam Dala KaraIn,

MeIn Jannat Say

Aagay NIkal GIa Tha ;-)
Jab KoI Baat BIgar Jaye
Jab KoI MushkIl Par Jaye
Tou
Tou
Tou
,,???

(".)
<))>
JL

Tou Yaad Rkho K
"Puthey Kamman De Puthey Nateejey" ;->
Jeet K B Har Gaya Me Pyar KI BazI Yaro

Me Uska DEVDAS Tha Wo ThI MerI PARO

Wo Guzar Gaye Pas Se Nazar Tk Na MIlaI

Q K Me Cycle Pe Tha Us K Pas ThI Pajero :->