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Pappu: Teacher, Can I Go To The Bathroom?
Teacher: Pappu, "May" I Go To The Bathroom?

Pappu: But I Asked 1st.
1st Man:Janab Lagta Hy Menay Apka

Chehra Pehlay BhI KahIn Dekha Hy

2nd Man:Ap Ko Glat FehmI HuI HY MaIn Hr

Wqt Apna Chehra Sath LIay Phrta Hon
Bhutto Marr Gya
LekIn
ZInda Hy Bhutto ZInda Hy
B B Marr GaI
LekIn
ZInda Hy B B ZInda Hy
Ya Allah Pp Ko Ek Or Nara Ata Farma
ZInda Hy ZardarI ZInda Hy
Dosto Me Ap Ko Ek ZarorI Bat Btana Chahta Ho.
Takey Pchlay Saal KI Tara
Apko Afsoos Na Ho
Ramzan Aa Chuka He
JIs Ne B MerI AftarI KrnI He
Mjhy AbI Bata De!
In Court Judge SaId 2 Women:

U R Realy Brave,
Dako Ko Buhat Mera Tum Ne.

Woman:Mjhay Kya Pta Daako

Tha Me SamjhI Mera Shohar

Ghar Der Se Aya Hy
Jadeed TaleemI Muhawre .. !!!

1 - ScIence Se GIra Arts Me Atka

2 - FaIl Hote Ko PractIcals Ka Sahara

3 - Degree Le K Choolhey MaIn Daal

4 - 3rd DIvIsIon Pass Ghar Ka Na Ghat Ka

5 - Dost Wo Jo ImtIhan MaIn ChapaI Karaye

6 - Qadar Kho Deta Hy Roz Ka College Aana Jana

7 - LIkhna Na Jane Qalam Mera ... ;-
Teacher :Do U Know How TItanIc Sunk ???


Student: DUBUK

DUBUK


DUBUK


DUBUK


GULUM


GULUL


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Par Pappu Can''t Dance Sala ... ;->
Ye Sang-e-Mar Mar Sa
Tarasha Gora Badan


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KashIsh KesI Hy

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Cheez HI AIsI Hy .. ;->
Khamosh Palko''n Se Jb Aansu BIkhr Jate Hyn

Aap Kya Jano Aap Ktne Yaad Aate Hyn

AbhI BhI UsI Mor Pe Kharey Hyn

Jahan Aap Ne Kaha Tehro

Hum Samosey Le Kr Aate Hyn .. ;->