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SIrf Pet K Dard Pe NIkal Aaye HaIn Aansu Pappu,



Qabz Ka Aalam To AbhI Ap Ne Dekha He NahIn.!! ;->
Pyar
B Ajab Shay HePyar
B Ajab Shay He
Maa Se Ho To
"EBADAT"
Baap Se Ho To
"AQEEDAT"
Behan Se Ho To
"FARZ"
&
BIvI Se Ho To
Sub Kehtay Hen
"JORU" Ka Ghulam. . ;->
Vakeel:
Judge Saab, Is Insan Ne ApnI BIwI Ko Qatal KIa,
Salay Ko Qatal KIa,
Kaee Begunah Logo Ko Qatal KIa,
PaIsay Khae,
GhundagardI KI,
Ye Pehle BhI JaIl Ja Cuka HaI,
Ap Bataye Is DrInda-SIft Or Corrupt Insan Ke Sath Kya Hona Chahye?
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Judge:
Isay PakIstan Ka PresIdent Bana Do ;->
JIs Tarah
GhIbat Amal Ko Kha JatI HaI,
NeykI BadI Ko Kha JatI HaI,
Gussa Aqal Ko Khajata HaI,
Or Jhoot RIzq Ko,
UsI Tarah



ZardarI PakIstan Ko Kha Jayega!!
Dear Customer!

We RemInd U The Date Of Ur BathIng ValIdIty Of 1 Year Has Almost Come 2 An End So Pls Take A Bath On ThIs

"EID"

From:

JAZZ:

AUR NAHAOO ;->
Dere Is Always

Always A LIttle Truth BehInd
Every Just KIDDING

A LIttle CurIosIty BehInd
Every Just WONDERING

A LIttle Knowledge BehInd
Every I DON''T KNOW ... (:
Dukandar Ny Subha Subha Dukan KholI To 2 Kuty Agy Bethy Hue Thy

Dkandar;Oye TusI Aethy KI Ker Ray Ho?

Kuty: Yar SarI Raat Ponkdy Ray An,

2 "STREPSILS" Te Day:-D
Tere Honton Kay Taqaddus Ka Khayal Aata HaI Pappu...
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Warna Hum Tou Chumma ChaatI K ChampIon HaIn... :P
KeAhTy HaN kHuD kHuShI kRnY WaLa
AchA AdMI NaHe HotA

AgR YeAh bI MaaN LaIn kY wo bHoAt

bUrA AdMI hY tU pHIR bI uSs Ny

AcHa kAm kIa ky

AIk bUrY AdMI ko kHaTm kIa
TuM Is ShehAr k khuLoos sE AbhI wAqIf nAhI "Pappu" , , ,





Yeh RotI b nAhI KhILAte Or BArtAn b dhuLwA Lete hAIn . . . :d :p ;->
WIFe: WhAt WoUlD YoU LIKe To Do ToDaY?

HuSbAnD : Im NoT SuRe. LeTs ThInK ...

WIFe : No, LeTs Do SoMeThInG ThAt YoU CaN Do, ToO.
WIFe: WhAt WoUlD YoU LIKe To Do ToDaY?

HuSbAnD : Im NoT SuRe. LeTs ThInK ...

WIFe : No, LeTs Do SoMeThInG ThAt YoU CaN Do, ToO.