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Enjoy Kro

Ma Aaj SE

"TableeghI Jamat"

K SAth Ja Raha Hon
I Can''t Msg U TIll 2 Weeks.

I''m GoIn To USA

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NothIng SpeecIal. Sala Bush Ne

WhIte House Ka Rent NahI DIya.

Vasool Karna HaI
Masha Allah

Aaj Paanchwa Roza Hy
SehrI Aur IftarI Me
Aur Har Namaz K Baad
DIl Se Dua KAren''n








Ya Allah













AsIf ZardarI Ko BenazIr Se MIlwa De ...
How Are You Dear

KIa Ho Raha Hy


JaIl MaIn KoI Takleef Tou nahI ?


FarIshte Tang Tou NahI Kerte ?


Maarte Tou NahI


Bas Kuch DIn Guzar Lo




25 Rozey Baqu Hyn

Tum B Tou 11 MahIney
Udham Machate Ho

HumaIn Warghalate Ho



Ab Bhugto ... ;->
How Are You Dear

KIa Ho Raha Hy


JaIl MaIn KoI Takleef Tou nahI ?


FarIshte Tang Tou NahI Kerte ?


Maarte Tou NahI


Bas Kuch DIn Guzar Lo




25 Rozey Baqu Hyn

Tum B Tou 11 MahIney
Udham Machate Ho

HumaIn Warghalate Ho



Ab Bhugto ... ;->
AmazIng Newz

Recent Survey Shows Dat

D Fastest AnImal On D
Earth WId A Top Speed
Of 120 Ft/sec Is A
"COW"





















Dat Has Been
Dropped Out Of A
HelIcopter ;->
Whts The DIfference
Between Doctors & Lawyers ??
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The Only DIfference
B/w Them


Lawyer Only Robs U
Where As
Doctor Robs U n KIll U
As Well ... ;->
DefInItIon Of A
Professor ... !!!
























A Professor Is One
Who Talks In
Someone Else''s Sleep ... ;->
Alwayz Love WIfe
No LIfe WIthout WIfe
WIfe Se Pyar Kro
WaIfe K Saath Wafdar
Aur Imaandar Rao
Ye Mat Socho
























"WIfe KIs KI Hy" ... ;->
FarIshta Murday Say: MaIn HIsaab LaInay Aaya Hun
Murda: Ayay Ho Mere ZIndagI MeIn Tum Bahar Bun K
FarIshta: HIsaab Shoru
Murda: Pocho Zara Pocho Mujhay Keya Huwa HaI
FarIshta: Allah Ko Yaad KIya
Murda: KabhI Bhoola KabhI Yaad KIya
FarIshta: KIya Tum Allah Say Dartay Ho
Murda: Pyar Keya To Darna KIya
FarIshta: MaIn Ja Raha Hun
Murda: AkaIlay Na Jana Mujhay Chor K Tum...
FarIshta: Tum Cheez Keya Ho?
Murda: MaIn Cheez BarI Hon Mast Mast... ;->
Why Is The MInd Of A Woman Cleaner Than A Man''s?










Because She Keeps ChangIng It All The TIme.