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Arz kIyA hAI . . .

ZIndAgI nE dIyE bAhot sE sItAM




WAh WAh







ZIndAgI nE dIyE bAhot sE SItAM








wAh wAh




KhudA kI KAsAM
EID khAtAm... :d ;->
ZIndagI MaI 1 LarkI ItnI PyarI LagI

Us K Hath KI Daal B Hamen NIharI LagI

Jane KIa Jado Tha UskI PersonalIty MaI K

MarrIed Hone K Bawajud Hamen KunwarI LagI ;->
Ek Dost Mazaq Me Apnay ShaIkh Dost K Paon Dbanay Lga.


Paon Dba Kr Bo|La,

MerI Ujrat..?

ShaIkh: Tum Ne Paon Dbaye,
Or MaInay Ujrat DbaI..>
Ustad:
Qayamat K DIn ZamIn Phat Jaye GI

Asman Tukre Tukre Hojaye Ga Gharz
Hr Cheez Fana Hojaye GI...

ShagIrd (Pathan):To Kya Us DIn School KI ChuttI HogI.? ;->
Why Can A Man Not Be

Handsome And IntellIgent

At The Same TIme? ....


Because He Would Be A



Woman Then ... ;->
If Any Fat GIrl Cross U...

But Come Back 2 U At LIstenIng Of Ur WhIstle. . .


Th¡S SItuatIon Iz Ca|LD. . . .

"GOLMAAL
RETURN"
MarrIage Is When

A Man And Woman

Becomes One ...

The Troubles Starts

When They Try To
DecIde WhIch One ... ;->
Alwayz Remember ...

When SHE Cancels A
Date, It Is Because
" SHE HAS TO "

But

When HE Cancels A Date ,
It Is Because ,
" HE HAS TWO "
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TIk


TIk





"Duzzzzz"






Shukar Hy Bach Gaye
Khudkash Sms Tha ... ;->
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RI ...

Xtremely Sorrry ... ;->
Mr. InsIde Went 2 C
Mr. OutsIde. InsIde
StandIng OutsIde Called
OutsIde OutsIde But
OutsIde StandIng InsIde
Called InsIde InsIde
When InsIde Came InsIde
OutsIde Went OutsIde 2 C
InsIde Then OutsIde Called
InsIde OutsIde But InsIde From
InsIde Called OutsIde InsIde ...
Now Where Is Ur BraIn
InsIde Or OutsIde ... ??? ;->
Beauty
Is
The
Power ...
By WhIch
A Woman
Charms
A Lover
And
TerrIfIes
A Husband ...