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Arz KIa Hy ..

Insaan Insaan Ko Das Raha Hy



Wah Wah



Insaan Insaan Ko Das Raha Hy



Wah Wah



Aur Saanp SIde MaIn Beth K Hans Raha Hy ... ;->
Never Ask
For A Hug
Just Take It


Never Ask
Do U Luv Me
Say I Luv U


Never Say
I Can''t LIve WIdout U
Say I LIve 4 U


U''ve Been TraIned
Now Go & FLIRT ... ;->
... T R U T H ...

'''' GIRlS hAvE aN uNfAIR
aDvAntAgE oVeR mAn ...

If ThEy CaN''t GeT wHaT
tHeY wAnT
bY bEINg SmArT,
tHeY cAn GeT IT bY
bEINg dUmB ... ''''
Ye BadaltI RutaI''n
Ye Dubte Huey Arman
Ye TertI HuI MusafataI''n
Ye Jalte DIye
Ye PIghalte Huey Badan
Ye BhujtI Shame''n
Ye Kch Or NhI
Srf












KESC KI BeghaIrtI Hy ... ;->
The DentIst To The
LIttle KId ...

'''' What KInd Of FIllIng
Would You LIke For
Your Tooth ? ''''


'''' Chocolate, Please ... ''''
KId ReplIes Innocently ;->
A Lady GetIng
SntImental FeelIng
WhIle WatchIng A
BeautIfu Luv Story
Her Hubby Leans Over
& WhIsprs Dose 3 Ltl
Wrds Tht r On HIs MInd





















Pass d Popcorn ;->
A Lady GetIng
SntImental FeelIng
WhIle WatchIng A
BeautIfu Luv Story
Her Hubby Leans Over
& WhIsprs Dose 3 Ltl
Wrds Tht r On HIs MInd





















Pass d Popcorn ;->
A Lady GetIng
SntImental FeelIng
WhIle WatchIng A
BeautIfu Luv Story
Her Hubby Leans Over
& WhIsprs Dose 3 Ltl
Wrds Tht r On HIs MInd





















Pass d Popcorn ;->
How Do You Know
When A Woman
Is About To Say
SomethIng Smart ... ???

















She Starts Her Sentence
WIth




"A Man Once Told Me..."
;->
QuestIon. Why Are All Mbas GoIng Back To School?

Answer. To Ask For TheIr Money Back.
Phool MaIn Phool,
Phool Jama Phool,
Phool Daar Phool,
Phool Hoon Phool.
Ab Isko Lafz ''Phool'' K BagaIr Parho.?
Lub Pe AatI HaI Dua Ban K Tamana MerI
ZIndagI Bomb Se Ho Mehfuz Khudaya MerI
Na KoI Bomb Dhamakay Se Ura De Mjh Ko
Muft Me Jame Shahadat Na PIla De Mjh Ko
Mere Allah LraI Se Bachana Mujh Ko
Or SIkha De KoI Banduq Chalana Mjh Ko
Nam E Islam KI Hurmat Ko Bacha Le Ya Rab
Waqt K Sare KamIno Ko Utha Le Ya Rab.