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Govt ne Awam

Govt ne Awam kI mohabat ka kesa sIla dIa
ItnI mahengae kar d k sab ko rula dIa
Socha tha k shayad salary barh
jaeygI
Salary to barhI nahe "GHANTA" barha dIa ;->

Shahbaz Sharif:

Shahbaz SharIf:

ZardarI KI BetI Aj PhIr KIsI K Sath GaI HaI . . .

Nawaz SharIf:

KoI Baat NaI 5 Baje WapIs A JaI GI . . . .

ZardarI:

NaI BahI Ge 6 Baje Ay GI Ghanta Agy Ho Gya HaI ...=P;->

Memon At Petrol Pump

Memon At Petrol Pump

BhaI 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do

Salesman: BhaI Itna Sara Petrol Dalva
K Kahan Jana HaI?

Memon: Jana Kahan HaI Hm
To AIse HI PaIse Urate Hen...

Yaar Bakray Ki Zabaan Khao Gay

Pathan:
Yaar Bakray KI Zabaan Khao Gay?
2nd:
NahI, MaIn Moun Say NIklI HuI Cheez NahI Khata..
1st:
Acha,
To PhIr Ye Lo,
Anda Khao..!!

Nurse : Mubarak Ho

Nurse : Mubarak Ho Apke Han Bacha Hua Hy
KIa Name Socha Hy

BAP:Nurse Ko Cherty Hue Ap ItnI Sexy Aur
BeautIful Hen Ap HI KoI Nam Bta DeIn

NURSE : Is Ka Nam Kutte K Bacha Rakh Len.

Aik sahab hamptay

AIk sahab hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhIl huay,
unho nay haath may gold ka aIk cup pakra hua tha,

WIfe: ye cup kahan say mIla?

Husband: maI daur may fIrst aya hun.

WIfe: doosre aur teesre number par kon aya?

Husband: doosray number par polIce afsar aur teesray number par cup ka maalIk... =P ;->

Employee To Boss:

BlackmaIlIng In New Style=

Employee To Boss: Agar Aap Ne MerI Salary NahI BarhaI,

To Saarey OffIce Ko Bata Doon Ga K

"Aapne MerI Salary Barha DI Hay ;->

"Bike Rider To Sarjant

"BIke RIder To Sarjant
SIr Mere Documents Complete To HaIn.

"PhIr Chalan KaIsa

Sarjant.

Double SawarI Khul GayI HaI,
Aur Tum SIngle Ja Rahe Ho. ..

Memon Beemar Hua

Memon Beemar Hua To Check Up K LIye Gaya.

Dr: DrIp LaganI ParegI

Memon AdhI DrIp Laga Kar Acha Hogaya Aur Bola:
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"BaakI Parcel Kardo"

Some Interesting Oneliners:

Some InterestIng OnelIners:

*If u cannot change ur mInd,r u sure u hav one
;)

*If u cant convInce them,confuse them
:)

*I couldnt repaIr ur brakes,so I made ur horn louder
;)

*The trouble wIth beIng punctual Is that no one Is there to apprecIate It
:)

*In a country ov free speech,why r there phone bIlls?
:)

*SmIle,It makes people wonder what u r thInkIn
;)

*The lIght at the end ov the tunnel may be an IncomIn traIn
:)

Are You Fluent In English .?

Are You Fluent In EnglIsh .?

Read It Fast . . .

Upper Roller Lower Roller
Roller Lower Roller Upper. .=P;->

Muhabat Ho Jaye

Muhabat Ho Jaye

Ya

Machar Kaaten

Anjam 1 HI Hy.

What?

Rat Ko Neend NahIn AatI...

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