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Mujhe Jee bhar k rone do


Faraz


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SaarI larkIon k numbers abbu ne delet krdIe haI :->
Wo Kon Se 2 Log HaIn JIn Ka DIpartment Alag HaI Magar Kam Ek HI HaI?

1)ZardarI

2)Hamesh.


DoNo ka kAm aWam kO pErshAn kArNa haI ...=P;->
Teacher: who Is the father of Ibn-e-sInna?
pathan soch maI gumm

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John Cena
ApnI Pasand Ka
Number Choose Kare''n

10 , 20 , 30 , 40 , 50
60 , 70 , 80 , 90 , 100





















Aur

Utna Balance Mere
Number Pe Easyload
Kerw De''n ;->
Ek AadmI Doosrey Se:

"BhaI Ye LarkI KIa
HotI Hy ... ? "

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Doosra:

"Pata NahI BhaI , MaIn
Tou Khud "SAWAAT"
MeIn Rehta Hoon... " ;->

InsanIyat Ko PIzza Pe
Laga k Kha Sakty
Hyn ... !!!












Don''t Wonder






I Tell You The Reason










Because





InsanIyat BhI Ek
CHEESE Hy ... ;->
When I DIe, Bury Me
Deep

10 Feet Down As Far As
Leap

Place My Computer
Books On My Head

& Tell My Teacher
I m Dead

Place My ChemIstry
Books On My Chest

Tell My Teacher How
I m At Rest

Place My PhysIcs
Books On My RIght
Hand

Tell My Teacher
NothIng I Understand

Place My Pak.studIes
Books On My Left

Tell My Teacher
I TrIed My Best

Also Tell Them Not
To Cry

Coz They Are Those
Who Made Me DIe ...

Say No To EducatIon ... ;->
Teacher PunIshIng The
Student Coz He
Forgot HIs Home
Work
Teacher Asked : Who Is
Ur Father ??

Student Put Out MIrror
From HIs Pocket &
GIve It To Teacher

Teacher- Oh I Forgot .. ;->
Teacher PunIshIng The
Student Coz He
Forgot HIs Home
Work
Teacher Asked : Who Is
Ur Father ??

Student Put Out MIrror
From HIs Pocket &
GIve It To Teacher

Teacher- Oh I Forgot .. ;->
Pathan Namaz Parh
Rha The
Dost Us k Barey Me
KIsI Ko Bata Rha Tha k
Ye Barey NamazI, RarhaIzgar
Aur MuttaqI Hyn

Pathan Namaz Tor Kr
Bola Me HAJI n Hoon ... ;->
DIn MaIn Sota Hy
Raat Ko Jaagta Hy
DIn MeIn LaIta Rehta
Hy
Raat Ko Khara Reha
Hy



















"ChoukIdaar"

Tu Kuch Aur Samjha Na
Be-GhaIrat AadmI ;->
DIn MaIn Sota Hy
Raat Ko Jaagta Hy
DIn MeIn LaIta Rehta
Hy
Raat Ko Khara Reha
Hy



















"ChoukIdaar"

Tu Kuch Aur Samjha Na
Be-GhaIrat AadmI ;->