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Karachi Me 500 Grlz Heart Attack

KarachI Me 500
Grlz Heart Attack Se Mar GaI
0r
255 GrlZ Behosh HogaI

Kyn k

KsI Ne Afwah Phela DI Ha
K
"HumAyuN"
KI MangnI Horae Ha =P

1 Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha Bola

1 Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha Bola

Mam MaIn Aap Ko KaIsa Lagta Hun?

Mam- SO SWEET

BACHA ApnI SIde Ke Larke Se Bola-Dekha
MaIne Kaha Tha Na
LIne MartI HaI..

Mother Independance

Mother
Independance
Father
Or
ValentIne,

DAYS K Baad. .

Bus IsI Paap Ka SuwIkar Karta Hun,

AdmI Hun AdmI Se Pyar Krta Hun.

Happy Khan''s Day.;-)

She Is Kidding

She Is KIddIng...

Sardar:
Translated Into Urdu...

"Woh Bachey Dey RahI HaI" ... =D ;->

Garmi aur Load Sheding

GarmI aur Load ShedIng ka tor

"HIMMAT FAN"

AJ hI ghar laen aur garmI se nIjat paen. Sasta mazbut aur paedar.

Asal, , ,

KHUJOOR k paton se tyar karda. ;-)

Can A Kangaroo Jump

Can A Kangaroo Jump

HIgher Than A EffIel Tower?

Ans:
Yes Bcoz
D EffIel Tower
Cannot jump

After Eating Fish

After EatIng FIsh Santa Dont DrInk Water
Y
Coz
He Feared That FIsh WIll
Start SwImmIng In HIs Stomach

YeH arZoO hAi mErI

YeH arZoO hAI mErI yEh ILTaJa hAI yARoO
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JIdhar KESC Wale DIkhe Chappal Utha Ke MAroo :p

Aik Bivi Judge Se Mujhe Apne

AIk BIvI Judge Se Mujhe Apne
Husband Se Talaq Chaye Ha .

Judge Lkn Kyon ?

BIvI Ma Jo BI Pakaow
Mera Husband ZId Karta HaI
Ma BI WohI Khow...:-P;->

Aik borhi orat nay 100 police walon ki dawat ki

AIk borhI orat nay 100 polIce walon kI dawat kI.

PolIce offIcer: Amma G ye khana kIs khushI maI khIlaya?

Amma: MaI manat manI sI k mera ghar bn gIya
tay maI 100 haramdIan nu rotI khwaon gI

Es laI tawanon rotI khawaI

PolIce offIcer hans K bola:
Amma aIna takaluf Q''n kIta

1 wapda wala sadd laIna C.

Apni Pasand Ka Fruit Chose Karin.

ApnI Pasand Ka FruIt Chose KarIn.

Apple:
Lemon:
Orange:
Grape:
Mango:
Strawbery:
Watermelon:
PIneaple:
Banana:
Chery:

Or Dukan Sy Khared Kr Khaen:-

Weather Report

Weather Report MeIn Bataya Gya HaI
k Yeh TaIz Hawa Apne Sath Sub
BagIrton Ko ley Jay GI
Is Ley Ap Chaat Per Maze Lene Na Ana
Warna KIdnap Ho Jo Gay...=P;->

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