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How 2 become a GENIUS ?
*some text mIssIng*

fInd the mIssIng text &
surely you''ll become a GENIUS:-D
What Is common between
ZIndagI ka Safar & women?















KoI samjha nahI koI jaana nahI.. :-D
Pathan suhag rat ko gun utha kr room se bahIr nIkla,

B.V.Khan sab suhag rat to mana lo, kahan chale ?


pathan, arey khana kharab kI bachI
hum suhagrat manaye ga
to mohale kI chukeydarI kon kare ga . . . ;->
Ek larka cInema meI fIlm dekhne gya..
Sath walI seat pe ek barI bI beth gæIn.
Unk pass 7UP kI bottle thI..
Wo fIlm k doraan hr 10 mInute pr ek sIp letI..
2 hours bad larke ne unkI bottle lI or ek he saans meI khalI kr k bola,
"Aapse khatm nahI ho rhI thI, IslIye meIne krdI"
Is per BarI bee bolI...

"MaIn to Is meI PAAN thook rahI thI" =P ;->
Maa Ne Kaha HAVELI Chhor Do,

Paaro Ne Kaha DAARU Chhor Do,

Ek DIn Aaega!

Jab GIrlfrIend Kahe GI:

"BHAIYA, In Bachon Ko Zara School Chhor Do". . . ;->
Ap ko pata haI JIs Ghar me Kutta ho us me Rehmat k FarIshte DakhIl nahI hote

To jIs mulk ka Sadar he Kutta ho wahan Rehmat bhala kese NazIl ho gI... ;->
SheIkh kI BV rorahI thI
kIsI ne pucha k q rorahI ho
us ne kaha k mujse DETOL gIr gIa tha
or sheIkh sb ne merI unglI kaat k usI DETOL
mIn dbo de takay DETOL zaya na ho.
FrIend 2 SheIkh:
Muje apnI rIng de do maIn rIng ko
dekh k tumhay yaad karu ga

SheIkh:
Tum ye soch k muje yaad kr lena
k mene rIng mangI thI or usne nahI dI.
Ek AdmI Roz Subha Darakht KI Shaakh
Pe Charrh K BaIth Jata Tha

Poocho Kyon.?






Bechara MBA kr k Paagal Ho Gya Tha,
Apne Apko BRANCH MANAGER Samajhta Tha.!
Agr spIderman PAKISTAN maI bntI
to us ka nam kya hota...
Zra socho



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"JAALAY wala GUJJAR" :-D
Father:The school report gIves you ''D''

for conduct and an ''A'' for courtesy.

How dId you manage that?

Son:Whenever I punch someone,

I apologIse
Why gals not Interest In sports?

Only 1% gals playIng games.

Bcoz

Other 99% gals playIng In boys lIfe.