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Kamran Akmal Ne Bola CrIcket Team Se:-
MerI Ball NahI Kar Sakta KoI FACE
QK MerI Ball MaI HaI Pace

Karachi main Loadshading k khilaf EHTAJAJ

KarachI maIn LoadshadIng k khIlaf EHTAJAJ karte hoye.

LONDON wale Peer Sahab ne apne ghar kI LIghts pura 1 mInt tak OFF rakheIn.

Woh maza na BAADSHAHI main hai

Woh maza na BAADSHAHI maIn haI,
Na Taj maIn haI,
Na woh Maza purI Dunya k Raj maI haI,
Na woh maza kIsI Khazanay maIn haI,

Jo maza Naak se chohay nIkal k Gol Ghumanay maIn haI.

Reporter zardari se.

Reporter zardarI se.!
Ap ke chehre par har waqt muskarahat hotI haI,
Iss ka raaz? ZardarI..!
MaI pakIstanI awam pe huns raha hon,
k muje sadar kaIse banaya? ;->

Q K is prcham k sayae tallay hum aik hain hum aik hain

Mard, orat, heejrey maIn koI farq nahI haI Faraz,

Q K Is prcham k sayae tallay hum aIk haIn hum aIk haIn . . . ;^>

mujh se shadi karo ge...??

GIrl: Agar moqa mIla to tum mujh se shadI karo ge...??

Boy: Agar moqa mIl gaya to phIr shadI kerne kI kIya zroorat haI. :-) :-)

1 kitaab ki jild reh gye hai.

BV: aap ko mera banaya hua halwa pasnd nhI aya?
Bachy to 3 plates kha chuke haIn

Ander se awaz aye...

Mama 1 or plate dena 1 kItaab kI jIld reh gye haI. :-)

Mein nokari chor k ja raha hon

Nokar! MeIn nokarI chor k ja raha hon.
Aap ko muj par barosa neIn.

SaIth! Had ho gahI haI thIjorI k
chabIhan maz per padI retI heIn.

Nokar! Un meIn se eIk bI chabI
thIjorI ko neIn lagthI.

Yar i need some balance...

Yar I need some balance...

In my dIet...=P:-P;->

exactly OPPOSITE to her advice..

Rule of success:

Always consult a gIrl before doIng any Important task In your lIfe.

And act exactly OPPOSITE to her advIce..

A Mouse Wz Going Wid Itz Kids

A Mouse Wz GoIng WId Itz
KIds
A Cat Jumped Infront Ov Them

Mouse Shouted:

BHOW BHOW

Cat Ran Away

Mouse: That''s De Advantage Ov
LearnIng ForeIgn Language ;)

Machar ka Bacha Pehle Baar uraa

Machar ka Bacha Pehle Baar uraa
jab woh wapIs aaya
tou us k baap ne Poocha "KaIsa Laga Ur k??"

Machar Bola .. " BOhat Maza Aaya, Dekh k bht KhushI howI sab ko TaalIan Bajatay"

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