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MerI Har Zarurat Mere Dost Jc HaI

Mre DIL MaI BanI Murat Mere Dost Jc HaI

Yun Mat Kaho Mra Dost BANDAR Jsa HaI

U Kaho BANDAR KI Surat Mere dost Jc HaI!.. ;->
DIL to ChAhtA hy hAr bAAr TujhE
Khud hE LAmbI cALL kAron "PAppu" , , ,

LEkIn MErE DAmAn mE MISS CaLL
k sIwA kuCh BhI nAhI... ;->
"PAppu" Arz kArtA hy..

TErI YAAd mE HuM ItnA Kho gAyE..

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POTTY kArtAy kArtAy wAhIN Soo gAyE... ;->
PAthAn 2 BosS: MErE GhAr 12wAn BAchA pedA hoNE wALA hy
LIhAzA MErI TAnkhwAh bArhAI jAyE!

BoSS: YAAr MErI bAAt suNo MAIN ApNI FActory ChALAon yA TuMhArI... ;->
AgAr AapKo ZAmEEn sE 1OO Rupee MILAIn tou kAbhI BhI ApNI NeeyAt kO khArAb mAt KIjIyE,

BALkE Un PAIson sE kISI QAreEbI DukAn sE MErE NuMbEr pAr
''EASY LOAD'' kArwAdAIN..

ALLAH AppKo 200 Or degA . . . =P ;->
BeIng SIngle Is So
Lovely & So Lucky !!!
It Has Its Own Charm

Even If Somebody Asks
Why r U SIngle ?
Just Tell Them
"God Is
WrItIng d Best Love
Story Ever 4 Me "



Send ThI sSIngle Msg
To All Ur SIngle Frndz
& Let Them Know Its
Great TIme Buddy

~*~ Happy
UncommItted LIfe ~*~ ;->
2 choozo''n ko pyar ho
jata hy
Jab dono''nbaray ho
Jaty hyn tou unko pata
chalta hy k dono''n
Murghay hyn ...







Moral :

ChotI Umar MeIn Pyar
NahI Kerna ChahIye ... ;->
wIfe:-2day
nIght I Saw a
dream dat u were
sendng me
Jewelry

Husband :Yeah,I saw ur dad payIng d bIll..!
Gud gIrls r found In every corner of d earth..
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But Unfortunately earth Is Round!!
Is se barI Dehshat GardI or kya ho saktI he Faraz
Washroom ke lote me koI tehzab dal gaya
Sub se slow baat karne ka guInes world record kIske pas hy..?



Socho.









Or socho.






NI pta.?.




"ALTAF BHAI."

1 mIn meI sIrf 3 word bolta hy ;->
When a Man holds a Woman''s hand

Before marrIage,
ITS LOVE;

After MarrIage

Its SELF DEFENCE... ;->