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" FARZANA"

In barIshon se dostI achI nhe"FARZANA"

Bura hy zamana chalo shabash ghar ja k nhana... ;->

ShaIr arz haI

BHAG GAI ZARDARI KI BETI
GHADA GAARI PE

wah wah

BHAG GAI ZARDARI KI BETI GHADA GAARI PE

IS LIYE USNE LAGADI PABANDI DOUBLE SAWARI PE... ;->

Queen of England

Bush & Queen of England were rIdIng In a horse carrIage,
one of the horses farted,
Queen feelIng awkward & embarrased saId
''There are certaIn thIngs
even Queen of England
can''t control''

BUSH: ''Oh my God,
& I thought It was one of the Horses''

Mene to sarak pe khari larki se faqat Time poocha tha

Mene to sarak pe kharI larkI se faqat
TIme poocha tha Faraz...

K kItne Bajey.?

Wo bolI,
9 baje QuaId e azam k mazaar per.

Pathan participated in a cooking

Pathan partIcIpated In a
cookIng contest but he was beaten up
by da staff there and dIsqualIfIed
coz he cooked
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"Naswar Ghosht"

e kh0cha machar humko torch le kar dondh raha hai :

Pathan raat ko machardanI laga kar
so raha tha, Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nIkla.
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PHATAN:Lo ye kh0cha machar humko
torch le kar dondh raha haI :

Pathan Passport banwaney gya,

Pathan Passport banwaney gya,

Clerk: NIC do, Pathan ne bIwI ka NIC dIa.
Clerk: BIwI ka nahI apna do.

Pathan:
Kal to hamko bola tha K..
"NADRA"
ka lye kr aao.

Ek Memon dOctOr k pass gaya

Ek Memon dOctOr k pass gaya aur bOla
k ghar ja kar mareez check karne
k kItne paIse Lo ge?

DoctOr: 300 rupay

Memon: ChaleIn DoctOr sahab..

Ghar pOhnche tOu DoctOr
ne pOocha k mareez kahan haI?

Memon: Mareez kOI nahI haI,
TaxI wala 500 rupay maang raha tha
aur aap 300 meIn le aaye

Pakistan main Police aor Wapda

PakIstan maIn PolIce aor Wapda
kI Performance kI mIsaal aIsI hy jaIsy

Aap ne Ghar kI RakhwalI k lIye
Kutta pala ho aor wo,

aap ko hI subah Shaam
"kaaty" baghaIr Ghar k
andar Na aany dy...=P;->

Cutest Proposal

Cutest Proposal

Boy : kya maI aapka address jaan sakta hoon

GIrl : kyun?

Boy : 1 dIn baraat leker aana haI

"Ma Ka Ladla Bigad Gaya"

Jaha Dekho
JIdhar Dekho
Aap k lIye sab kI zuban pe 1 hI bat

"Ma Ka Ladla BIgad Gaya"

If ever u start missing

If ever u start mIssIng

Ur School days

Ur class

Ur frIend cIrcle

Ur canteen or nothng abt ur skoolIng thn

Just

Just

Just

Open ur report cards

Sara nasha utar

Jaega;-)

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