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Is Saal Aata Sasta Ho Jaye Ga






Kyun K




Tamaam CrIcket
Ground Gandum KI Kasht K LIye KhalI HaIn...!!;->
MoltI Foam KI AdvertIsemet Me BachI Dua KrtI HaI

"AY Khuda Meray Abu Salamat RahaIn,
Ay Khuda Meray Abu Salamat RahaIn"
Samjh NahI AatI
SlamtI KI Dua
Foam K Metress Se Bachnay KI HaI Ya Mom Se???
Ek Dost ne doosrey se pocha: Batao Nakam Mohabbat ka Anjam kIya hota hy.???

Doosrey dost ne kaha

Larka Maamu ban jata hy

Or
LarkI Phuppho..,
WIFE: Tum Ne KabhI Socha HaI
K MerI ShaadI KIsI Aur Se Ho JaatI To Kya Hota?''''

HUSBAND: NahI, MaIn ne kabhI KIsI Ka Bura NahI Socha...!
Jab lIte band hotI haI tb sub kI khul jatI haI
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Aankh GarmI se. :-)
Jab lIte band hotI haI tb sub kI khul jatI haI
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Aankh GarmI se. :-)
ZInda raha to tumhara hI saath nIbhaon ga
"doston"

Bhoolun To ye samajna k package khatam hogaya... :-)
NIghts are totally sleepless..
Days are so restless...
Ohhh GOD...am I In Love????
GOD saId:
IDIOT, you are In PAKISTAN !!

Happy load shedIng.
Khush KhabrI...???
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Sharam anI chahey
PakIstan me rehte ho or Khush khabrI kI Umeed rakhe hoye ho
kamal haI yar ;->
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Happy LoadshadIng...=P;->
Hum Gaye Thay Un K Ghar,


Kehna Tha DIl Se DIl MIla Lo,,,,


UnkI AmmI Ne Khola Darwaza

Hum Ghabra K Bolay AuntI





TalIban aa gaye haIn cable katwa Lo!
Hey Dude
A PIece Of AdvIce
For You ... !!

Never ThInk Yourself

As An Ugly Person

Always

ConsIder Yourself

A BeautIful












Monkey ... ;->