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After Putting Us

After PuttIng Us In FIre
Of Love And You Are
Sweetly SleepIng

NaI Samajh AaI
NalaIq ???

Ye Lo

Aggan La k Sanu Ishq
DIyan Tey Ap MIthee
Neend Sona Ae ... ;->

Ek Molvi Ek Aurast Se

Ek MolvI Ek Aurast Se
Takra Gya, Aurat Ghussay
Se
"aapko Sharm NhI AatI
DaarhI Rkh kr Takkar
Maar Rahy Hyn?"

MolvI-Mohtarma Ye
DaarhI Hy Breake''n
NahI ... ;->

N o t h i n g

N o t h I n g
I n
T h e
W o r l d
I s
M o r e
E x p e n s I v e
T h a n
H a v I n g
A
G I r l f r I e n d
W h o'' s
T o t a l l y
F r e e
O n
W e e k e n d =P ;)

After a striving movement

After a strIvIng movement of 25 years.

MQM chaIrman ALTAF HUSSAIN has completed hIs fIrst book.

Book avaIlable on many stalls and Pdf versIon @ Internet also

Book Name :

"Kallu k Lateefay" =P =D

Ek Darya k Kinare 2 Sardar

Ek Darya k KInare 2 Sardar Chamach Se Darya MeIn DaahI Dal Rahay Thay

Pathan Ne Dekha Tou Poocha: Ye Kya Kr Rahay Ho ?
Sardar: Hum LassI Bana Rahay Hyn

PaThan: Ha Ha Ha...
O Pagal Ka Bacha, Log IsI LIye Tum Par Lateefay Banaty Hyn..

Itna LassI Tumhara Baap PIye Ga.? ;->

Sardar 2 SrdarnI

Sardar 2 SrdarnI: Janu Coka-CoLa Peeney k Baad Kch Krny Ko DIl Chah Rha hy?

SrdarnI: (Sharmaty Huey) Kro Jee...!

Srdar: BrrrRrrrRrrrR ;->

Larki Waley : Aap Ka Beta Kia Kerta Hy ???

LarkI Waley : Aap Ka
Beta KIa Kerta Hy ???

Larke KI Maa

Mera Beta 3 Rs
MeIn 500 Sms
Kerta Hy ... ;->

Muft Ka Ihsan Na Laina Yaroo

Muft Ka Ihsan Na LaIna Yaroo

DIl AbI Awr B Sasty Hown Ge... ;->

Wo Kya Cheeze He Jo wife

Wo Kya Cheeze He Jo wIfe Apnay hsbnd Ko SarI Umar NahI DetI?

Socho ?

Ans-SHANTI

Tum bade ho kr kya kroge

Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
Santa: ShadI.
.
Teachr: NahI, mera mtlab kya banoge?
Santa:"DADDY

Brrrr... BBRRRR...

Brrrr...
BBRRRR...
BBBRRRRR....
brrr...
BBbRrrRRR

BRRRRR...

PAppu CocaCola Pee raha haI... ;->

Boy- Dear!

Boy- Dear! Look Into my eyes.
What u c?Tell me...!
GIrl- True love.
Boy- O annI dI e!
AIda wada machhar nazar nI aya?
kad chetI..
VadI aaI true love dI... =P ;->

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