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1 Bacha ZONG K Office

1 Bacha ZONG K OffIce Ja Kar LarkI Ko I LOVE U Kehta Ha

LARKI: TumharI HImat Kesay HuI..?

BACHA: Aap HI To Kehty Ho

" ZONG LO OR SUB KAH DO "

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Yeh ladki

Yeh ladkI

Uffff

Ya allah

ItnI sundar

Haye

ItnI smart

Oye hoye

ItnI mast

Haye maIn mar janwan

ItnI cute

ItnI IntellIgent

ItnI lovable

Aur kItnI sweet haI

WARNING: Iss msg ke sabhI shabd farzII haI.
Inka hamarI dunIya se koI talaq nahI haI.
eslIa aIsI chIzon par dhyan na deIn.”

Honda City mei bethna mujy acha nahi lagta

Honda CIty meI bethna mujy acha nahI lagta papPu...

Bus meI larkIon k saath jany ka maza he kuch or haI... ;->

Jiddat k iss daur mein,

JIddat k Iss daur meIn,
ShadI ho LAHORE meIn..

PyaarI sI Ik bIwI ho,
JaIsay rangeen tv ho..

Gol matol sey saalay hon,
JaIsay dahI k pyaalay hon..

PyaarI sI Ik saalI ho,
BIwI k baad ghar walI ho..

JIddat k Iss daur meIn,
shaadI ho LAHORE meIn..

A public Service Msg

A publIc ServIce Msg

Agr aap k kIsI aorat se NajaIz ta-alluqat haIn aor us maIn se koI Bacha PaIda ho jata hy to aap us ko kIsI koory k dhaIr Pe na PhaInkaIn .

Balky usy Paal Pos kar Taleem DIlwaIen aor . . . !

"Wapda MaIn BhartI KarwaIen"=P;->

Ek Pathan Bakri Lay Kr DAEWOO

Ek Pathan BakrI Lay Kr DAEWOO MeIn Sawar Hua,

To Logon Ny Usy Boht Peeta

Jawab MeIn Wo Bola.,

Mre Naal LadIes Na HoondI Tey
MaIn Toanoo Dasda...=P;->

Mazboti Per Ab Ha Yaqeen

MazbotI Per Ab Ha Yaqeen

Pesh Ha

''PANTEEN'' ...=P ;->

Wo kon sa department hy Jis ma Orat kam nhi kr skti,

Q: Wo kon sa department hy JIs
ma Orat kam nhI kr sktI,

Batao

Chalo MeIn btata hun.

Ans.
FIRE BRIGADE,

Q K Orat ka kam aag bujhana nhI,

Aag lagana hy

Zardari K Ley Bura Waqt Kab Ho Ga

ZardarI K Ley Bura Waqt Kab Ho Ga?

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SImple Jan|X
Jab Qoum K Ley Acha Waqt Ho Ga, , ,=P;->

Kab "TOOT" jaye, "MOBILE" he to hai!

Kab "TOOT" jaye,
"MOBILE" he to haI!

Kab "BADAL"jaye,
"SIM" he to haI!

Ap maIray " sMs" kI Aadat mat Dalna.

Kab "KHATAM" ho jaye " PACKAGE" he to haI... ;->

Us Gali Sy Is Wajah Se Jana Chor Dia

Us GalI Sy Is Wajah Se Jana Chor DIa "Pappu"...!!!

Wo Kameeney NokIa.1100 BhI Cheen Letey HaIn... ;->

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