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Santa:Doctor,ThIs MedIcIne

Is Not AvaIlable At Any MedIcal Store."

Doctor:Oh Sorry,

I Forgot To WrIte The MedIcIne.

That Was My SIgnature.
Sardar Ka Ladka: I''m A Complan Boy...

Sardar KI LadkI: I''m A Complan GIrl....

Sardar: Sala PaIda Mene KIya Or Naam KIsI Or Ka...
Daku: Tera Nam?
Lady: RIta

Daku: RIta MerI Bahan Ka Nam He,Ja Tuje Maf KIya
Or Tera?
Santa: Santa,
Par Log Pyar Se Muje RIta Kehte He
WIfe:Bathroom K Pardey Lagwa Do,

Naya ParosI Dekhnay KI KoshIsh Karta HaI.

Sardar:Ek Baar DaIkh Lanay Do,

PhIr Woh Khud Apnay

Room MaIn Parday Laga Le Ga!....
GIrl : Have You Seen
My IdentIcal TwIn SIster
Any Where ... ????

Santa : Not At All
How Does She Look LIke ... !!! ;->
Sardar Wrote BILL GATES
Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz

1- My ChIld Learnd
MS WORD Nw He Wants
MS SENTENCE

2 - FInd Only RE-CYCLE
But No RE-SCOOTER
I Need It, As I Owe A
Vespa Scooter

3 - I See MS OFFICE But I
Need MS HOME, As I Use
PC At Home

4 - FInaly, Howz Dat
Ur Name Is GATES But
U r SellIng WINDOWS ... ;->
Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R EngIneers
Frnd:4th?
Santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam A Barber
Frnd:Y ,Dnt U Throw HIm Out
Santa : Coz He''s D Only 1 Who Earns..!
TraIn ChalI, Sardar JI 1 DIbbe MaI Char Gaye..

TT Bola: Kyun Paa JI, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye LadIes Ka
DIbba HaI.

Sardar JI: Sorry JI, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho ;->
DIrtIest Message Of All Tym .....

Sardar g In a Plane
Feels VomItIng & ask 4 a
VomIt Bag, AIr Hostess
GIves HIm The Bag After
Few MInutes When She
Comes Back Evry1 Was
VomItIng Except Sardar g
She Was SurprIsd & Askd
"Sardar g In Sab ko KIa Hua?"
Sardar g: "Me UltI KItI Ena Lokan
Nu BurI LagI Te Me WapIs Pee Gya ... "
Teacher 2 Santa : Wht Iz Ur Father Name?
Santa : "Google SIngh"
Teacher: Y 2 Strange?
Santa : Saala Hr Waqt Mujhay Dhondta Jo Rehta HaI.
A Sardar & A WIfe Were WalkIng OutsIde
When The WIfe SaId,
"Oh Look At The Dead BIrd!!!"

The Sardar Looked

At Sky & SaId,






"Where, Where"???
Sardar Apne Ghar Ka
Darwaza Kandhe Pe Utha
Kr Ja Raha Tha ..

KIsI Ne Poocha
Sardar g KIthy Ja Rhy Ho ???

Sardar g Ne Kaha:
Tala Khulwane ... ;->