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Sardar Found A Monkey And Took It To PolIce StatIon.
Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao

Next Day He Sees The Sardar WIth The Monkey At A Bus Stop
Inspector: Me Ne Kaha Tha Isay Zoo Lejao PhIr Tum Isay Sath Leay Q Ghoom Rhy Ho??

Sardar: Kal May Isay Le K Zoo Gya Tha
Bara Maza Aya
Aj FIlm DIkhany Leja Rha Hon...
Jageer Daar 1 Sardar Se: Agr MaIn Subah
ApnI Car Me NIklun To Shaam
Tak MaIn ApnI AadhI Zameen
B NahI Dekh Sakta.

Sardar: Hamare Pas B Pehle AIsI HI Car ThI ;->
Teacher - How Do
You Spell "Wrong" ?

Santa - "R-O-N-G"

Teacher - That''s
Wrong !!

Santa - That''s What
You Asked, Isn''t It ... ? ;->
Sardar To HIs FrIend -
I Keep SeeIng Spots In
Front Of My Eyes

FrIend -
Have You Seen
Doctor ?

Sardar -
No , Just Spots ... ;->
A man jumped Into
sea and never came
out, 2nd man jumped
Into sea the day after
& he also never come
out.
Sardar was watchIng
dIz whole scene frm a
dIstance.
He concluded a result
frm hI observatIon

"Human BeIng Is
Soluble In Water" ;->
Judge: Y U''ve Stolen
Money 4rm DIs Man?
Sardar: My Lord I''ve Nt
Stolen Money. He Jst
Gave It 2 Me
Judge: Whn He Gave U
Money?
Sardar: Whn I Showd
HIm Gun ;->
Santa Was WalkIng Thru D Forest

He Saw Snake HangIng On D Tree.

Santa: SIrf Latak Ne Se HeIght

NahI BadegI,

Mummy Ko Bolo Complann PIlaye..
Santa-SIr aap apnI patnI ko party me kyun nhI le jate?


Boss-Bcoz vo gaon kI haI.


Santa-sorry,sIr mujhe laga k vo sIrf aapkI haI..
Sardar ko DRIP LagI
ThI
Jb DRIP Khtm Hony
LagI Tou Us Ny Apne
BhaI Sy Kaha
"Jao SIster Ko Bula
Lao"
Wo 3 DIn Baad
Punjab Se ApnI BEHEN
Ko Le Aaya ... ;->
Santa : Soch Raha Hu KI USA Ghum Aaun,

KItna PaIsa Lagega?

Banta : Kuch B NahI

Santa : KaIse?

Banta : Sochne K LIye PaIse NahI Lagte
Nurse - Mubarak Ho
Aap k Ghar larka Peda
Hua Hy

Sardar g - Wah g Wah
KIa Technology Hy, B.V
MerI HospItal Me Hy
Aur Bacha Mere Ghar
Peda Hua Hy ... ;->
Santa: Why Do GIrls Look BeautIful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up?

Banta: All False.
GIrls Look BeautIful Because Boys Have Good ImagInatIon