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Srdar Apni Grlfrnd

Srdar ApnI Grlfrnd K Sath Date
K LIye OIl MeIn Naha K Jata HaI
Gf: Ap OIl MeIn KIun Nahay?
Srdar: MeIne Suna Tha K
Har ChIz Meezan MeIn AchI LagtI HaI;->

1 Sardar

1 Sardar
PolIce StatIon K Bahar Se
Guzra Aur Poster Pe Parha
" Wanted For
RAPE & MURDER .."

Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha:
" I Want To Apply For
ThIs Job ..." ;->

Santa Saw A Man

Santa Saw A Man StealIng A Purse

TheIf: There Is 1000 Rs

In The Purse.

We Can Take 50-50

Santa: OK..OK

What About The

RemaInIng 900..!

Teacher- Jeevan Me Aisa

Teacher-
Jeevan
Me
AIsa
Kaam
Karo
K
Aapka
Naam
Dun Ia
K
Charo
Kono
Me
Fael
Jaye!
.
.
Sardar-
AIsa NaI Ho Skta
!
DunIa
To
Gol
HaI..

Sardar Cycle K

Sardar
Cycle
K
Break
Hath
Me
Lekar
Nach
Raha
Tha.
.
Man-Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho SARDARJI.?
.
Sardar-Oye!
BREAK DANCE

How Do You Know

How Do You Know
If A Sardar-G Has Been
SendIng E-MaIl ... ?

You See A Bunch Of
Envelopes Stuffed Into
The DIsk DrIve ... ;->

Sardar Attending

Sardar AttendIng An IntrvIew In Software Company..

Manager: Apko MS-OFFICE Malum HaI Kya..

Sardar: Agar Address Denge To Jake Aunga

Sardar :

Sardar :
I Love You Da KI Mtlab
Honda Ae .. ?

GIrl :
MaIn Tum Se Pyar
KrtI Hoon ... !!!

Sardar :
Aaj Ka DI KurIya''n Ty
BarII Besharam Ne 1 Gal
Da Mtlb KI Puchya
Free Ho Gau ... ;->

Eik Sardar Ne Najomi

EIk Sardar Ne NajomI Se Pocha:

"Kya MaIn Agly Janam Mn
Gadha Ban Sakta Hoon?

NajoomI Ne Jawab DIya,

"AIk HI FacIlIty Baar Baar NhI MIl SktI . . . :P :D ;->

Santa Sharab Pikar

Santa Sharab PIkar
Sadhu Se Takra Gya

Sadhu Gusse Me-
Aye Murkh
Me Tuje
SHRAAP Deta Hu

Santa-RukIye
Maharaj
Me Glass
Leke Ata hoon

Ek Sardar ne Road Pe

Ek Sardar ne Road Pe
Ek Garha Khoda Aur Us
MaIn Ja K Beth Gya

Dure Sardar Ne Poocha
''''Aey KI Ho RIya Ae Paa JI?''''

1st Sardar ReplIed
''''GehrIa''n Sochaa''n'''' ;->

The New Glossary Of

The New Glossary Of
MedIcal Term By A
Sardar ...

AntI body- Agnst evry1
CardIalogy- Advance
study of poker playIng
Coma- A punctuatIon
mark
Enema- Not a frnd or
male of enemy
Flu- GoIng by
aeroplane
Genes- Blue denIm
Labor paIn- GettIng hurt
@ work
MorbId- HIgher bId
UrIne- OpposIte to u r
out ...

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