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Santa: B0llywo0d

Santa: B0llywo0d Meray Peechay HaI,
ModelIng KI Offerz Ho RahI HaIn.
Magr Mera K0I Mood NahI,
Or To Or Local
T.V Walay To AbhI Tak Meray Peechay Paray Huay HaIn.
MIntaIn Kr Rahay HaIn.
Banta: Acha Wo Kesay?
Santa: Instalments Per LIa Tha Na. . .!

Santa Banta Se

Santa Banta Se Tum Ne Mujhe Subha
Se 2oo MIss CA|Lz DI Ha Kyon ?

Banta Wo Is Lye MA Tujhe Bohat
MIss Kr Raha Tha ...=P;->

Sardar School Ma S

Sardar School Ma Hans Raha Tha 1 Larka Bola Chup Kar Jao.

Sardar:Q, tM koN hO ?
Larka : MaI MonItor Ho.
Sardar bola:
MaIn CPU hoon... =P ;->

Santa ko police

Santa ko polIce

kyu Pakda??

Guess Why?
?

?

Q K santa ne
BIna Scooter K helmet Pehna
tha

Teacher

Teacher : Y dIdn''t U do Ur homework?

Santa: I''m In d hostel,

how can I do HOME work?

Dr Sahab Plastic

Dr Sahab PlastIc Surgery karvane me kItna kharcha ayega

Dr:5 lakh

Sardar: Agar ''PlastIc'' hum de to?

Sardar put his pencil

Sardar put hIs pencIl In a

bottle of HORLICKS!

Why?

He wants 2 make It
Taller
Stronger &
Sharper

Dukaandar

Dukaandar : Aap Ye PEN Le JaIye Khub Chalega

SANTA : Mujhe Chalnewala NahI

LIkhnewala PEN ChahIye

Ek Larki Sardar

Ek LarkI Sardar Se TakraI Aur BolI:
I Am Sorry.

Sardar:
I Am DIlgeet SIngh

Nyc 2 Meet You MIss Sorry ...=P;->

Bada Ho K Kya Banoga

Teacher:Bada Ho K Kya Banoga

Santa:PIlot

Teacher :Q

S:Upar Accedent Ka Khatra NhI Hota

:My wedding is going

Santa:My weddIng Is goIng to happen

Banta:Whats the problem now.?

Santa:My wIfe dId''nt know It...!

Mene kal easy l

sardar: Mene kal easy load waly ko bewakoof banaya!
Boy: Woh kese?
sardar: Hum ne usko 100 Rupey dya or number galat lIkhwa dIya... ;->

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