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Aik Orat Kisi Molvi

Aik Orat Kisi Molvi Nu Time de k na aai,molvi intizar krda rya,intzar krn to baad Masjid wich gia tay speaker nu on kr k kaInda."Hazraat.! Changi nai keti"

Girl''s father: Mein n

Girl''s father: Mein nahi chahta ki meri beti apni puri zIndagi 1 gadhey k saath guzarey...Boyfriend: Bas,esi liye mein ussey yahan se le janey ayia hon...;-)

Zindagi main PAISA

ZIndagi main

PAISA

PYAR

DOST

Sab atay hain jatay hain

PAR

Totay howay DANT wapis nahi atay

Samajdar ho umeed hai SmS bhejty raho ge...

Bindas hoke Jeenay

BIndas hoke Jeenay kaTension nahin lainy kaAchy sapny dekhny kaMast life guzarny kachurail se nahin darny ka....

Boley to

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Mirror nai Dekhny ka

Dost dousre se

Dost dousre se:"Tumhari apni B.V se laraei kis tarha khatam howi ?"

2 Dost: "Wo ghutnon k bal chal kar maire pas ai"

1 Dost: (seemingly impressed)Acha tu is nay shikast tasleem karte hue kia kaha.

2 Dost : kehne lagi Charpaie ke neechay se nikal aao or aInda zaban sambhal ke baat karna !! ;->

Kanjoosi Ki Zindagi Kia Jeena

Kanjoosi Ki ZIndagi Kia Jeena
Kabhi Humari Terha Bhi Jiya Karo
Roz Mere Sms Parh K Sharam Nahi Aati
Kabhi Khud Bhi Sms Kia Karo...... ;->

Har khushi hasi Mange Apse,

Har khushi hasi Mange Apse,

Har phol khushbu mange Apse,

itni Roshani ho Apki jIndagi mei, ki...

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"khud bijali wale connection Mange Apse."

Zindagi main 3 cheezain

ZIndagi main 3 cheezain muqadar walo ko milti hain:

eik,
Acha or mukhlis dost

dusra,
Sacha Pyar

or
Teesra....
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Meetha kharbuza... ;->

BHAKT - Bhagwan

BHAKT - Bhagwan mujhe wardan do ki mai marne ke bad phir zInda ho sakun..

BANGWAN- Ye mere bas ki bat nahi hai putra, ye sirf Ekta Kapoor kar sakti hai... ;->

ShoHar Shadi k bad apni biwi se bola...

ShoHar Shadi k bad apni biwi se bola...

''Aj se tum he meri zIndagi ho,
pyar ho,
tamanna ho..!

Biwi- Mere liye b aj se aap he SaiF ho SHaHrUkh ho AuR SaLmaN ho... ;->

Q: Lambi Umar K Liye

Q: Lambi Umar K Liye Kia Kerna Chahiye ........ ????

Ans: SHADI......

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Us Se Kia ZIndagi
Lambi Ho Jati Hai.....???
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Nahi, Magar ZIndagi
Lambi Lagne Lagti Hai ..... ;->

Vegetable msg...

Vegetable msg...

MOOLI gajar ka noor tujh pr brsy

Teri chahat ko Aaloo timater trsy.

Teri zIndagi me ayen itny kaddoo.

k tu Chotay tInday khany ko tarsy.

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