Inda SMS Messages1123 messages

Kal ho
"aaj" jaisa,

Mehal ho
"Taaj" jaisa,

Phool ho
"Gulaab" jaisa,

Aur


ZIndagi ke har qadam pe friend ho...
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oye hello,
Friend ho"Mujh" jaisa.
1 Gadha 2sry sy: yar hmari be kya zIndagi hai sab hamare oper wazn dalty hain hum bicharay to MAZLOM hain 2nd gadha yar fikar na kar"MAZLOMON KA SATHI HAY "ALTAF HUSSAIN
Kal B SMS zInda tha,
Aaj B SMS zInda hy,

Tum kitne tax lagao gey,

Her mobile se SMS nikle ga.

(".)/'' Naar-e-Msg
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(.")/'' ZInda Bad
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Sardar:Bachpan vich maa di gal suni hondi ty aj aey din na vekna paInda...


Judge: Kya kehti thi maa?


Sardar: Jadoun gal hi nahi suni tay fir ki dasaan.
''For pepsi "shahrukh"


For coke "aamir"


For mirInda "vivek"


For fanta "rani"


& For Thums Up "Akshay"


Don"t worry
For Bante wala soda "You"
Cheers !!!''
''zIndagi behaal hai,sur hai na taal hai,
message box bhi kangaal hai,
kya aapki SMS factory mein hartaal hai?
plz.kuch toh bhejo yeh mere mobile ki,
zIndagi ka sawaal hai......''

ZIndagi bari
udaas hy

Mujhe lagi
piyas hy

Mujhe dunya
se na koi
aas hy

ALLAH kre uski LIGHT chali jay
Jo yeh soche k

meri poem
bakvas hy''
''''Meri zIndagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo,
Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo
''MERE HATHON KI LAKEERON KO DEKH KR US NE KAHA FARAZ....!

TUJHY ZIndaGI MAIN SB KUCH MILAY GA SIWAY
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>BIJLI K<''
''ZIndagi me Race kabhi mut lagana .

But why ?

Kiun k aap ka naam change ho sakta hai. But how ?

Because jo jeeta wohi "Sikandar"...=P;->''
''What is the Difference Between Dost and Condom?

1. Dost musibat mai kaam aata hai aur Condom Musibat Aane hi nahin deta.

2. Date per Dost sath ho aur Condom na ho to Girlfriend naraz ho jati hai.

3. Dost k Saath ZIndagi k liye lekin Condom ka Saath kuch lamhay k liye hota hai.

4. Dost juda ho kar Dhoka deta hai aur Condom phat kar.

5. Dost Anmol hota hai aur Condom 6 rupay k 4 Miltay hain...''
''Agar KISI PARHNY WALY MEIN dm hai to inka jawab do ap ne bhi bht sawal dekhe honge try it.

1. Adam A''A ne zameen par pehla phal kon sa khaya?
2. Roo a zamin par sb se pehle drakht kon sa tha?
3. Wo kon sa phal hai jo zamin k andar ugta hai?
4. Wo kon sa parInda hai jiska damagh nhi hota?
Challenge reply must.''