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Msg Karta Rahonga.

Jab Msg Na Bhejon, To Ye Mat Samajhna K Marr Gaya.

Balke.

Samajh Lena,
K
Bhai Par Bachiyon Ka Load Ziyada Hogaya Hai. :-)
Lay Jigar 3 Jawan Aur Popat Bachiyon K Number:

Lata Mangeshkar:
03339200068

Fatima Suraiyya Bajiya:
03215659217

Abida Parveen:
03218525363


Ab Thanks Bol Kar SharmInda Na Karna.
Padhai sirf do wajah se hoti hai?
ek
shauk se
aur
ek khauf se
Shauk hume he nahi
aur
Khauf to hame
kisi ka bhi nahi he

To Jiyo bIndas...
A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?
No, no i am kInda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->
A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?
No, no i am kInda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->
BB hum sharmInda hain

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Wah wah wah
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BB hum sharmInda hain

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ap k shohar zInda hain!:-D

Aam ZIndagi-
YaAr PlZ Kuch SmS to Bhej DiyA KAro.

MentOs ZIndagi-
Oye Bhutnike,BhikAri,KAmine,HArAmkhor BalaNce GaYA Tel Lene,Sms bhej.


Teacher: ZInda rehne k
liye kia cheez zaruri
hy ???


Student:
ZInda rehne k liye teri
qasam ...
Ek mulaqat zaruri hy
sanam ... ;->

Karachi K Halat!

"Paint Shirt"
Pheno Tu Pathan Nahe Choraengy,

"Shalwar Qamez"
Pheno Tu MQM Walay Nahe Choraengy.

"Chaddi Banyan"
Pehno Tu Taleban Nahe Chroaegy,

Or "Kch Na Pehno"
To Awam Nahe Choregi.

PAKISTAN ZIndaBAD.

1 Baat Tou Btao ?

Plz Is Ko Mazaq Me Mat
Talna

Gol Mol Jawab
Nhi Chale Ga

Dekho

Kuch Baatai''n
ZIndagi Me Bohat Ahem
Hoti Hyn

Sach Sach Btana













LIGHT HY ;->

~SHARIF LARKi~




khabardar! Jo AInda agar mera peecha kia to,,,
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Woh saamney wali gali mein white gate wala mera ghar hai... ;->

Is qadar hum zIndagi ko manany nikly,

Uski chahat k hum pagal deewany nikly,

Jb b usy dil ka haal sunana chaha,

Honton se Nasibo Lal k gany nikly... ;->