Eik andhaaadmi Police mai bharti hone gaya..
Interview k waqt us se pocha gaya:
ap Police mai bharthi hoker kia karen ge.?
andha: Mai andha dhund firing karoonga ...
Eik pagal american se : Tum Japani ho na ?
american : nahi mai american hon..
Pagal : tum japani ho..!
american : nahi mai american hon..
Pagal : nahi tum japani ho..
american : han han mai japani hon..!
Pagal : lagte tu aMERICaN ho..
Judge: Tum qabool karte ho k tumne kapre ki dukaan se 5 baar chori ki hai, to kia kiya churaya?
Chor: Janab ek saarhi.
Judge: lekin ek saarhi ke liye tumhe 5 baar chori karne ki kia zaroorat thi?
Chor: "4 baar meri biwi ko saari pasand nahi aayi thi...
Shakila: Kal me bus stop par khari thi k, ek larkaaaya, mera haath thaam lia, or mujhse izhar e ishq krne laga..
Jamila: Haye allah! Tmne use daanta nhi, khamosh kerne k liye kia kaha?
Shakila: Nhi tmhe to maloom he, ammi ne mjhe ajnabi logo se baat krne se mana kia hai..