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Why Don''t ELEPHaNTS Ride Bikes..?

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They Don''t Have a Thumb To Ring The Bell..
The World Thinnest Book, Has Only 1 Word Written In it....... "EveryThing"
& The Book Is Tittled By
"WhaT WoMeN WaNt"........... ;)
Small Things Can Hurt a Lot....................
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Example......................
U Can Sit On a Mountain But Not On a Pin........ ;->
Na Hawa Na Maya hai,

Ehsas tumhi Ka aya Hai,

Humein Bhi Msg Kar K Dekh Lo,

COMPaNY ne Yeh Mobile Sirf Tumharay GIRL FRIEND K Liye Nahi Banaya Hai.....
1st Friend : My wife converted me to religion.

2nd Friend : Really?

1st Friend : Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell.
PHaTaN 14 aUG ko kabrustan me kabrain khud rha tha 1 admi ne pocha khan sb kya kr rahe ho, Khan bola wo yara aj azadi ka din ha to hum in ko azad kar raha ha
a punjabi women in London, Telling 2 english doctor about her baby''s illnes. . . Doctor My baby is ill 1week da, Na eat da na sleep da, Bus weep da e weep da.
a punjabi women in London, Telling 2 english doctor about her baby''s illnes. . . Doctor My baby is ill 1week da, Na eat da na sleep da, Bus weep da e weep da.
a Gorgeous Girl Walks up 2 profesor'' cabin & Says : i Wil do anything 2 pass the Exam.Prof: anything?Girl : yaProf: ??Girl: yesProf: Then go & Study

if you are inLOVE...Press Down
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Ther jao.abhi tumhari MaMa ko batata ho.
always Keep Ur Pic in Ur Pocket,

U Know Y?

WhenEver U Face any Problem

Just C Ur Pic

& Say 3 Times

"If i Can FaceThis,

i Can Face anyThing."
Shaadion Main Khaana Khaane K 2 Golden Rules..........

Rule # 1:
Pehli Baar Is Terha Khao K Doosri Baar Mile Ga Nahi

Rule # 2:
Doosri Baar Is Terha Khao k Pehli Baar khaya Nahi.....