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Mosafir taxi driver se: yar morr aahista kata karo dar lagta hai..
Taxi Driver: Sahab is mein darne ki kiya bat hai ap bhi meri tarhan morr per ankhan band kar liya karain..
Women :Sir,Main apne Larke Ka Naam Kiya Rakhon?
Sir,Iska Naam Peter Rakh Do..!
Women:Mera Doosra Larka Bhi Hai jo Iska Twin Hai..
Main Us Ka Naam Kiya Rakhoon?
Sir:Uska Naam Repeter Rakh do.
Teacher: Bijli (electricity) kahan se aati hai.?

Student: Mere mamo k ghar se..!

Teacher: Kaise.?

Student: Jab bijli jati hai tu mere papa kehte hain "SaaLON NE PHIR BIJLI BaND KaRDI.."
Clerk ne oFFice fone karke boss se kaha: Sir mai 1 Week tak oFFice nahi aaonga, Meri Bewi taang torr bethi hai..
Boss: (Gusse me) Magar 1 Week tak TUM kiOn nahi aaogEy.?
Clerk: actualy Sir aap samjhe nahi, meri Bewi ne jo taang torri hai,
"WOH MERI HaI"
Taxi mai bethe huye Passenger ne driver se kaha: Mujhe Taxi mai bethne par Eik he bat ki fikar hoti hai woh hain Brakes..
Driver: apko ghabrane ki zroorat nahi, is mai brakes hain hi nahi..
Jaamia Hafsa ki tamaam taalibaat baahar aa gaen par aik andar reh gai,

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Uss ka burqa

Molvi aBDUL aZIZ pehan gae ha
Kanjoos aadmi ek hotel mai enter hua..
Waiter: janab kia chahiye.?
Kanjoos: Mai Subah yahan naashta kar ke gaya tha,
kuch bach gaya tha, Wohi le aao..
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
a man who surrenders when he''s wrong, is Honest. a man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. a man who surrenders even if he''s Right, is a Husband.
attention Plz:Burqa posh Hasenaon

sey parhaiz karain..ander Molvi b ho

sakta hai...

Chief Commisioner Police,Islamabad!
Musharaf dedicate song 2 mulana abdul aZIZ.

aJ KaLa BURKa Pa SaDI FaRMaISH TY.aJ Pa K SaMNaY aa SaDI FaRMaISH TY. aj pa k Na SHaRMa.SaDE FaRMaISH TY.
Can?we do romance in the midnight today? I’m in a good mood:) Just a little bit of kissing and biting!! Reply me soon, yours Loving Mosquito.