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JIN.Admi se

JIN.admi se

Kia huqum hai mere aaqa?

aDMI.Jin se bola

mujhe aik khubsorat larki chahiyeh

JIN.bola.
me kokaf ka jin hon koi
Girlz hostil ka princpal nahi.. :p

Agr dil ka nam Anda(egg

agr dil ka nam anda(egg)Hta tou films k nam is trha hoty,

Ye anda apka hua,

Hum anda de chuky snam,

Hum apke andy main rehty hain,

andy waly dulhnya ly jain gy

Dost dousre se

Dost dousre se:"Tumhari apni B.V se laraei kis tarha khatam howi ?"

2 Dost: "Wo ghutnon k bal chal kar maire pas ai"

1 Dost: (seemingly impressed)acha tu is nay shikast tasleem karte hue kia kaha.

2 Dost : kehne lagi Charpaie ke neechay se nikal aao or ainda zaban sambhal ke baat karna !! ;->

Yeh 1 naya $m$ hai.

Yeh 1 naya $m$ hai. Market mei B nhi aya abi tk
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COMING SOON!

jab market mein nahi aya tu phir ap k pas kaisay aye ga:-)

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Msg nhi karty ho nalo tmhare mob ki screen py susu krdya jo ker sakta ho kerlo

How Paki''s professors speak English:

How Paki''s professors speak English:
*don’t dare talk in front of my back!
*both of u three get out of the class!
*y r u so late……say yes or no!
*take 5cm wire of length!!
*all of u stand in a straight circle!
*quiet…..the principal jst passed away!
*I hav 2 daughters both of them are girls.........

Bhagwan to Man:BOL KIA CHAHIYE?

Bhagwan to Man:BOL KIa CHaHIYE?
Man:MERI SHaaDI aISH SE KaRa DO.
Bhagwan:USKI 1 SaaRI 1 LaC KI HaI,KHaRCHa UTHa PaYEGa?
Man:KOI Solution????
Bhagwan:MaLLIKa SE KaR LE………

Bhagwan to Man:BOL KIA CHAHIYE?

Bhagwan to Man:BOL KIa CHaHIYE?
Man:MERI SHaaDI aISH SE KaRa DO.
Bhagwan:USKI 1 SaaRI 1 LaC KI HaI,KHaRCHa UTHa PaYEGa?
Man:KOI Solution????
Bhagwan:MaLLIKa SE KaR LE………

Bhagwan to Man:BOL KIA CHAHIYE?

Bhagwan to Man:BOL KIa CHaHIYE?
Man:MERI SHaaDI aISH SE KaRa DO.
Bhagwan:USKI 1 SaaRI 1 LaC KI HaI,KHaRCHa UTHa PaYEGa?
Man:KOI Solution????
Bhagwan:MaLLIKa SE KaR LE………

Wife: India jao to saarhee bhejna,

Wife:

India jao to saarhee bhejna,

Dubai jao to jewelry,

France jao to perfume!!

Husband ne jal ke kaha,

Or dozakh jaon to kia bhejon?

Wife:

aPNI VIDEO

Na ye CHAND hoga

Na ye CHaND hoga na TaRaY rahenge Kya hum hamesha KUNWaRaY rahenge?

Is duniya me kitno k NIKaH ho gayeKya naseeb mai apnesirf NIKaH k CHUWaRaY rehenge?

Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.

Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.

Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle?

Santa: Don?t worry darling, I''m already married

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